1 00:00:05,974 --> 00:00:08,075 (CHIMING) 2 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:20,588 MAN: I will undress you and you will undress me. 3 00:00:22,557 --> 00:00:28,028 I will undress you and you will undress me. 4 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,398 (SOFTLY) I will undress you. 5 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:34,034 I will undress you and you will undress me. 6 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:37,237 I will undress you and you will undress me. 7 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:40,775 I will undress you and you will undress me. 8 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,043 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 9 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:45,412 For a virgin-- 10 00:00:47,015 --> 00:00:50,484 For a virgin, for a virgin to have sex... 11 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,221 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts. 12 00:00:55,924 --> 00:00:59,126 So, I will have to put some... 13 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,195 extra lubricant. 14 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,232 Lubricant. 15 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,137 You see how this looks, right? 16 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,204 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 17 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,439 -(GASPS) -ANDIE: So sorry, morning tuna 18 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,174 is rushing downstream a little early. 19 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,743 -How early? -ANDIE: Five minutes. 20 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,477 XAVIER: He'll be at the house in two minutes. 21 00:01:17,579 --> 00:01:18,513 ANDIE: What the fuck, two minutes? 22 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:20,014 You told me five fucking minutes. 23 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,315 -I have ears. -I would never say... 24 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,150 Why aren't you downstairs at your station? 25 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,418 I have monitors-- 26 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,421 Ready? 27 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:30,090 Let's go. 28 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,192 (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) 29 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,199 (DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE) 30 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:43,203 MITCHELL: (ON RADIO) All cameras are recording. 31 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:46,574 Car, car, car. 32 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,809 DISPATCH: (ON RADIO) Visual confirmation 33 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:49,476 -on 99 Dodge pickup. -(DEL BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 34 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,646 Okay, coming down the driveway. Here he is. 35 00:01:51,746 --> 00:01:53,413 OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) Takedown team in position. 36 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,549 (CHEWING) 37 00:01:54,649 --> 00:01:55,650 FRAG: All right. 38 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:56,517 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 39 00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:58,251 FRAG: He's not getting out of the car. 40 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,319 OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) Copy that. 41 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,689 ANDIE: Mitchell, pan camera two. Come on. 42 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,925 OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) He appears to be unarmed. 43 00:02:04,025 --> 00:02:05,392 MITCHELL: Is this the Marine? 44 00:02:06,728 --> 00:02:07,729 Yeah. 45 00:02:07,829 --> 00:02:09,463 -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) -Take your positions. 46 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,498 -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) -♪ Oh, shit ♪ 47 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:13,635 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 48 00:02:14,936 --> 00:02:15,903 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 49 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:17,437 ♪ They ain't ready for this ♪ 50 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,540 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ 51 00:02:21,109 --> 00:02:23,778 ♪ It's me, Fergie ♪ 52 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:24,879 ♪ The Pen ♪ 53 00:02:26,047 --> 00:02:27,214 -♪ Polow ♪ - (GARGLING) 54 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,549 ♪ Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby? ♪ 55 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,018 -♪ Come on, come on ♪ - (SPITS) 56 00:02:30,118 --> 00:02:31,418 ♪ When I come to the club step aside ♪ 57 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,787 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ - (SIGHS) 58 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,221 ♪ Part the seas, don't be having me in the line ♪ 59 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,422 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 60 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:36,758 ♪ VIP 'cause you know I gotta shine ♪ 61 00:02:36,858 --> 00:02:37,959 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 62 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:39,459 ♪ I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time ♪ 63 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,662 -♪ Oh shit ♪ -(SPRAYING) 64 00:02:40,762 --> 00:02:42,063 ♪ All my girls get down on the floor ♪ 65 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,263 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 66 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:44,599 ♪ Back to back, drop it down real low ♪ 67 00:02:44,699 --> 00:02:46,266 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ -♪ I'm such a lady ♪ 68 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,869 -♪ But I'm dancing like a ho ♪ -♪ Oh, shit ♪ 69 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:49,637 ♪ 'Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we-- ♪ 70 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:50,838 (MUSIC ENDS) 71 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,472 XAVIER: (OVER COMMS) Perimeter breached. He's coming. 72 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:54,709 He's coming. 73 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:57,745 MAN: (OVER COMMS) Showtime. 74 00:03:01,983 --> 00:03:03,183 Hey, what's up? 75 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,384 MAN 1: Hey. 76 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:05,753 How are you-- how are you doing? 77 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,021 Come on in. 78 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:08,488 MAN 1: Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) 79 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,724 Okay. 80 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:12,325 DEL: I just gotta put some stuff in the wash real quick. 81 00:03:13,995 --> 00:03:15,362 Oh, okay. 82 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:17,632 (DOOR CREAKS SHUT) 83 00:03:17,732 --> 00:03:20,233 DEL: I made some cookies. They're on the counter. 84 00:03:22,804 --> 00:03:24,505 There's sweet tea, too. 85 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,941 I'm excited by the way. 86 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,009 MAN 1: Okay. 87 00:03:28,109 --> 00:03:29,677 Thank-- thank you. 88 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:31,679 (SLURPS) 89 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,588 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 90 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,790 -(SNIFFS) -DEL: I'm sure. 91 00:03:46,928 --> 00:03:48,395 You say you baked these? 92 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,464 DEL: Yeah. 93 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:52,834 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 94 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:56,403 MAN 1: Yeah, I, um, I have a bunch of beer in the car, 95 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,405 but I-- I brought the condoms. 96 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,883 Big night planned. 97 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,451 How you doing? 98 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,254 MAN 1: I'm... (CLEARS THROAT) 99 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:15,556 I'm good. 100 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,060 Who, wh-- who are you? 101 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,360 We'll get to that. 102 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,266 Why don't you have a seat right there? 103 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:29,837 (CLEARS THROAT) 104 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,740 I-- I'm just here to meet her. 105 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:33,608 Meet who? 106 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,375 MAN 1: Your-- your daughter. 107 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:37,845 My daughter? 108 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,281 What makes you think it's my daughter? 109 00:04:43,184 --> 00:04:44,652 MAN 1: Please, sir, I-- 110 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:47,555 I'm divorced. I-- I-- I just got divorced. 111 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,497 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 112 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:03,671 "I will undress you and you will undress me. 113 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:08,643 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts." 114 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,278 I-- I wasn't here for any bad reason. 115 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,512 MAN: "So, I will have to put--" 116 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:15,550 "I will have to put some extra lubricant." 117 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:16,818 MAN: (ON SCREEN) "Some extra lubricant." 118 00:05:16,918 --> 00:05:20,087 Please, sir, I have a little girl at home. 119 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:21,388 She's only 4. 120 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:25,492 MAN: You're here at the house of a 13-year-old girl. 121 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,528 Sir, I-- I-- I was just talking. 122 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,198 It-- it's-- it's just chat. 123 00:05:30,298 --> 00:05:34,769 It's not just chat though, is it? 124 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,609 You see how this looks, right? 125 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,411 (SOBBING) 126 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,014 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 127 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:49,750 (SOBS) 128 00:05:53,221 --> 00:05:55,923 I don't want any of this for you 129 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:59,260 but at the end of the day, 130 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,529 a man must be held accountable 131 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,231 for the decisions that he makes. 132 00:06:03,331 --> 00:06:04,497 Do you agree? 133 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,201 Well, good. 134 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:08,936 What do you think should happen to you? 135 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,908 Give me... the electric chair? 136 00:06:16,344 --> 00:06:18,613 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 137 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,115 That's not up to me. 138 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,150 Get ready to go in. 139 00:06:23,251 --> 00:06:24,852 Do you watch television? 140 00:06:25,353 --> 00:06:26,621 MAN 1: Yes. 141 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,524 Well, there's something you should know. 142 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,929 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 143 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:35,897 (GULPS) 144 00:06:35,997 --> 00:06:37,164 CHRIS: And we're doing a story on... 145 00:06:37,265 --> 00:06:38,266 MAN 1: No. 146 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:39,734 ...adults who try to meet teens online. 147 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,569 Please don't put this on TV, please. 148 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:42,770 Please, please. (SOBS) 149 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,471 CHRIS: No decisions have been made yet. 150 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,607 We don't know which segments will air. 151 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:47,975 -MAN 1: Please. -But I'm gonna 152 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:48,876 need to ask you to leave. 153 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,978 OFFICER 1: Go, go, go, go, go. 154 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,591 OFFICER 2: Let me see your hands! 155 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:04,825 Hands, on the ground! 156 00:07:04,926 --> 00:07:06,560 OFFICER 3: Don't move! OFFICER 2: On the ground! 157 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,665 (INDISTINCT OFFICERS CHATTER IN BACKGROUND) 158 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,708 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 159 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:24,845 (MOUTHING) 160 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,582 (CHUCKLES) 161 00:07:28,683 --> 00:07:29,984 Okay, that's a cut. 162 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:38,893 CASTING DIRECTOR: State your name. 163 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:40,962 Okay. 164 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,264 Uh, hello. 165 00:07:43,364 --> 00:07:44,999 My name is Dan Plum. 166 00:07:45,099 --> 00:07:46,100 I'm... 167 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,869 Directly to c-- to camera? 168 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,538 -CASTING DIRECTOR: To camera. -Oh, got it. 169 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,074 Take two. (LAUGHS) 170 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:54,175 (CASTING DIRECTOR CHUCKLES) 171 00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:58,346 Hello. 172 00:07:58,446 --> 00:07:59,714 My name is Dan Plum. 173 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:01,449 I'm non-union, 174 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,851 and I'm not currently represented at this time. 175 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,252 Although it's mentioned on my resume, 176 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:06,354 I'd like to highlight 177 00:08:06,454 --> 00:08:08,422 I recently completed a commercial or a-- 178 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:11,859 a national commercial rather, for Toys "R" Us, 179 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,195 which was originally a background part, 180 00:08:14,295 --> 00:08:15,830 but became a speaking part. 181 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,032 So I'm very excited about that. 182 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,306 (WHISPERS) Should I begin? 183 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:26,607 CASTING DIRECTOR: Hm. 184 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:42,590 ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 185 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:47,428 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear ♪ 186 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:51,832 ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 187 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:56,203 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 188 00:08:57,438 --> 00:08:58,406 ♪ In daylights-- ♪ 189 00:08:58,507 --> 00:08:59,807 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay, that's enough. 190 00:09:03,144 --> 00:09:04,979 Do you know what you're auditioning for? 191 00:09:07,181 --> 00:09:08,716 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 192 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,252 TROY: Is it a speaking part? 193 00:09:11,352 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaking part. 194 00:09:13,421 --> 00:09:15,189 5 freaking grand per shoot. 195 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:17,691 -TROY: What the fuck? -For like, three shoots. 196 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,593 -TROY: 5 grand? -5 grand. (LAUGHS) 197 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,595 Fuck you, dude. That's crazy. 198 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:25,800 But there's no like, sing-- singing or anything in it? 199 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,969 I don't-- I think it's largely improvisational. 200 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:31,772 The face, you just put your jaw forward. It's just-- 201 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,340 -Can you do it now? -Oh, yeah. 202 00:09:33,441 --> 00:09:34,575 JAMES LIPTON: Would you? 203 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,278 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 204 00:09:37,378 --> 00:09:38,679 TROY: I thank God every single day 205 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,550 for Inside the Actors Studio. 206 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,151 It made me realize that what we do is a craft, 207 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,287 like whittling or surgery. 208 00:09:47,488 --> 00:09:49,356 Wait, so what's the type of role? 209 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:50,624 Are you-- you playing a child? 210 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,527 DAN: Could be as young as 13. 211 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,694 TROY: That's cra-- 212 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,696 So how are you gonna get in character, man? 213 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,398 How do you produce the voice? 214 00:09:57,498 --> 00:09:58,899 (IN RASPY VOICE) It comes out. 215 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,701 (LAUGHING) 216 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:03,070 (HIGH-PITCHED) Hi. 217 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,273 Hi. 218 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,375 Well, I reckon what you's are wanting to know is-- 219 00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:10,411 (CLEARS THROAT) 220 00:10:10,512 --> 00:10:11,946 What I'm doing in here. 221 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,080 Hey. 222 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,983 Well, anyhow, I reckon that's all you'd need to know. 223 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,284 Oh my gosh, hey. 224 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,520 It's so good to see you. 225 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,354 I like soccer. 226 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,022 I'm a soccer player. 227 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:23,190 Hmm. 228 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,792 (LAUGHS) 229 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,565 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Does it sound like I'm straining 230 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,032 or does that feel like a lil'? 231 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,201 Weirdly, dude, I think you nailed that. 232 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:38,439 If you wanna do this part justice, 233 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:40,808 you gotta have your body looking right. 234 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,943 You need to stay in your lane. 235 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,044 Okay? 236 00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,381 (PANTS) 237 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,949 What do you mean? What's my lane? 238 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,986 Like, nubile. 239 00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:54,922 Hairless. 240 00:10:56,591 --> 00:10:57,592 Boy man. 241 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,895 (PANTING) 242 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,964 I don't think that's it. 243 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,800 TROY: That's you, man. 244 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,637 That's your lane. 245 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,771 (PANTS) 246 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:12,541 (SLURPING IN BACKGROUND) 247 00:11:12,641 --> 00:11:14,775 (INDISTINCT FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA) 248 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,278 (MAN SIGHS) 249 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,248 MAN: Psst. Hey. 250 00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:24,185 Hey. 251 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:29,658 Yeah? 252 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,225 It's you. 253 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:32,459 Chris Hammon, right? 254 00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:34,762 -Hansen. -MAN: I knew it. 255 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,864 -(LAUGHS) -Thank you. 256 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,933 They double-booked me. 257 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,768 I started raising hell and they-- they-- 258 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,003 they changed it to a first-class ticket. 259 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:47,441 Now, who am I to turn down free sky margs? (LAUGHS) 260 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,742 Lucky you. 261 00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:56,183 It is so cool to meet a real celebrity. 262 00:11:56,283 --> 00:12:02,022 What you're doing matters, like really fucking matters. 263 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:05,726 Thank you so much. 264 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,828 I appreciate that. 265 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,030 I hope they're treating you right. 266 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,031 (LAUGHS) 267 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:14,134 I hope you're making a million dollars a year. 268 00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:16,070 (LAUGHS) 269 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,273 I hope they're giving you everything you want. Cheers. 270 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,075 -Cheers. -(GLASSES CLINK) 271 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,844 (SLURPS) 272 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,513 CHRIS: You know, at first, no one at the network 273 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,581 wanted to listen to us. 274 00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:27,649 And they said, "How do I promote this? 275 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:28,717 How do I promote this?" 276 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,985 And-- and I went to the network 277 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:34,723 and I said, "I'll tell you how to promote it. 278 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:38,292 There's a man with his penis in his hand, 279 00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:39,827 and he's on your porch, 280 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,730 and he wants to stick it in your daughter." 281 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,163 MAN: Oh. 282 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:46,934 "Tonight, I'm gonna tell you how to make that not happen." 283 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,168 God. 284 00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:49,704 -Right? -Yes. 285 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,574 And they just said, "Okay." (LAUGHS) 286 00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:54,275 "Green lit." (LAUGHS) 287 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,776 Well, that's what it's about, right? 288 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,646 It is. That's the entertainment industry. 289 00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:58,879 (SLURPS) 290 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,649 You gotta tell 'em how to sell it. 291 00:13:00,749 --> 00:13:01,849 It's not just about making a show. 292 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,484 -You know, Chris. -CHRIS: Hmm. 293 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,319 If I was you, 294 00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:09,456 I'd just fucking kill those guys. 295 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,260 Beat the living shit out of 'em. 296 00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:15,829 Bare hands. 297 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,264 Ha! (LAUGHS) 298 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,634 I don't think that would fly on NBC. 299 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,035 (BOTH LAUGH) 300 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:24,471 Don't you ever just wanna bleed 'em? 301 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,878 Uh, well... 302 00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:36,551 I think maybe what I do is a little worse. 303 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,886 (BOTH LAUGH) 304 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,288 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 305 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,890 MAN: All right, then. 306 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,091 OFFICER 1: Stay down. OFFICER 2: Don't move. 307 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,125 OFFICER 3: Stop resisting. Give him your hands. 308 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,360 OFFICER 2: Hands behind your back! 309 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,461 OFFICER 1: Stay down! 310 00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:50,097 CHRIS: Our Iraq veteran is all apologies now, 311 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,734 but this is the same man saying things to a girl 312 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,301 he thought was 13 like... 313 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:55,670 AUTOMATED VOICE: "We can take the shower together. 314 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:58,839 "I will undress you, and you will undress me, okay?" 315 00:13:58,939 --> 00:13:59,907 CHRIS: Little did he know, 316 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,743 he was chatting with an adult man, 317 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,977 Xavier Von Erck, a co-founder 318 00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:06,880 of the vigilante group Perverted Justice, 319 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,216 whose mission is exposing internet predators. 320 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,118 XAVIER: Coming up, driveway. Battle stations. 321 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,419 -Battle stations. -I-- I just gotta go floss. 322 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,254 I-- I have something stuck in my teeth. 323 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:17,157 CHRIS: This is Del Harvey, one of our decoys. 324 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,761 She can act like a cutesy 13-year-old girl. 325 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,329 (LAUGHS) You're so funny. 326 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,798 CHRIS: Or she can put a ball cap on 327 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,099 and pose as a boy. 328 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,835 Do you know anything about like, skateboarding? 329 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,672 Oh, I just whacked my toe on the banister. 330 00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:31,872 I'll-- I'll be right down. 331 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:35,109 I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse. 332 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,411 I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism. 333 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:40,347 CHRIS: One year since our first investigation, 334 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:44,184 this national epidemic keeps on growing. 335 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,754 -CHRIS: How old are you? -35. 336 00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:46,954 Want to try again? 337 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,389 CHRIS: When we come back... 338 00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:49,657 Hey, come on in. 339 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,659 ...the parade of men begins, 340 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,994 and some of them come bearing gifts. 341 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,896 I-- I brought the condoms, too. 342 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,131 You can have a seat right there. 343 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,733 Pores. 344 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:02,637 Ca-- c-- can we get closer in on his pores? 345 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,939 When these guys, they see me emerge, 346 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,441 their noses flare. 347 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,176 And I-- I think it'd be fascinating for an audience 348 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,444 to experience that as well. 349 00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:11,546 Just... 350 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:14,749 Just... yeah. 351 00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:15,949 Can I just try that VO one more time? 352 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,317 (MAN GROANS) 353 00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:19,386 (MACHINE BEEPS) 354 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:23,056 When we come back, the parade of men begins 355 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:26,193 and some of them come bearing gifts. 356 00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:27,629 It's time. 357 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,463 CHRIS: Hmm. 358 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,266 Okay, let's try that again. 359 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,967 -(MACHINE BEEPS) -CHRIS: When we come back, 360 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,437 the parade of men begins 361 00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:38,372 and some of them come bearing gifts. 362 00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:40,608 That was great. I loved it. That's the one. 363 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,745 Okay, just one more time. 364 00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:45,078 -(MACHINE BEEPS) -When we come back... 365 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:46,346 When we come back... 366 00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:50,250 When we come back, the parade of men begins 367 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,888 and some of them come bearing gifts. 368 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,088 ANDIE: Very nice. Mark that take. 369 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:56,591 -Just one more time. -We gotta go. 370 00:15:57,926 --> 00:15:59,293 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 371 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,532 -(CHUCKLES) -(ANDIE CLEARS THROAT) 372 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:06,300 -We gotta go. -CHRIS: All right. Thank you. 373 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,602 -Thank you so much. -(DOOR OPENS) 374 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,471 Great, great work. 375 00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:12,973 (DOOR SHUTS) 376 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,041 Guy thinks he's fucking 377 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,710 -Mike Wallace. -(EDITOR 2 SIGHS) 378 00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:16,811 STONE: (ON TV) Is this a mistake? 379 00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:18,479 (CROWD SHOUTING) 380 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,013 STONE: (ON TV) The trial will have no jury... 381 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,381 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 382 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,317 ...five anonymous judges will come to their verdict 383 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,052 after hearing witness testimony 384 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,055 from behind an opaque screen. 385 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,592 I'm Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 386 00:16:30,692 --> 00:16:32,627 (PHONE RINGING) 387 00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:36,363 Oh, I forgot something, I'll be back. 388 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,431 Fucking shit. 389 00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,169 CHRIS: I told you you can't call me at work. 390 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,771 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) You never want to see me again? 391 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,372 (BANGS MACHINE) 392 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,508 Absolutely not. 393 00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:47,575 (BANGING) 394 00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:48,910 WOMAN: What? 395 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,979 Chris, you said you loved me. 396 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,179 No, I'm not talking to you. 397 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,414 I'm-- I-- I'm in a meeting. I, uh-- 398 00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:55,850 WOMAN: You're not in a goddamn meeting. 399 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,050 And I know you're in Fort Myers 400 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,118 -next week and... -I'll call you back. Okay? 401 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,521 ...if you don't see me then 402 00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:02,122 I'm telling your wife. Goodbye! 403 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,791 (PHONE BEEPS) 404 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,693 (PUNCHING NUMBERS) 405 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,896 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 406 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,163 MAN: (ON PHONE) Yeah, vending services. 407 00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:12,934 Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 408 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,738 Your machine has just stolen from me. 409 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,040 (DOOR OPENS) 410 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,042 CHRIS: JZ. (CLEARS THROAT) 411 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,511 Great to see you. 412 00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:24,879 Apologies. 413 00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:26,714 Apologies for the delay. I, uh-- 414 00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:27,782 It's okay. We-- we were 415 00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:28,983 supposed to start a few minutes ago, 416 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,185 but it's okay. Have a seat, and try a cookie. 417 00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:37,324 So, look, I don't know how else to say this, 418 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,394 but I don't really like your show. 419 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,297 I don't really understand it. 420 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:47,502 I don't really believe in it, but America loves it. 421 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,572 Television's changing. 422 00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:52,072 Seinfeld gone. 423 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,174 Friends gone. 424 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,910 We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars 425 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:58,178 into beautiful scripted shows. 426 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,881 The audience just isn't there. 427 00:17:59,981 --> 00:18:02,182 They're not watching. Right now, 428 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,786 your show has a special connection with the audience. 429 00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:07,454 Every one of our competitors is trying to copy it. 430 00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:09,256 ABC will have a functioning facsimile 431 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,290 in less than a month. 432 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,627 So, I need to move you. 433 00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:16,496 It's time that you all play with the big boys. 434 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,766 What do we got on Thursday nights? 435 00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:19,867 GAIL: Uh, My Name Is Earl. 436 00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:22,235 -No. -LLOYD: Bump Joey. 437 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,303 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 438 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,138 JEFF: We're not bumping Joey. 439 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,340 Let me see. 440 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,042 Friday Night Lights. No, my favorite show. 441 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,944 Criminal Intent. SVU. 442 00:18:30,044 --> 00:18:32,513 No. Dick Wolf. Biggest Loser, reality. 443 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,282 Oh, I got it. 444 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,552 We're taking on... 445 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,454 -Lost? -Lost. 446 00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:41,823 Lost. 447 00:18:41,923 --> 00:18:44,859 Lost is on at the same time. 448 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,729 It's us versus them. 449 00:18:47,829 --> 00:18:48,997 And we can kill 'em, 450 00:18:49,097 --> 00:18:51,264 but we're gonna need a lot more of those 451 00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:54,234 you're not gonna believe who's coming high impact-- 452 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,737 -Predators. -JEFF: Yeah. 453 00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:57,270 Can you do that? 454 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,474 Yes, I can. 455 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,143 -(PC DINGS) -CHRIS: Schoolgirl 456 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,079 fetishizers. 457 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,413 Yeah, pizza's my favorite. 458 00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:07,548 MAN: (ON PHONE) What kind of flavor do you like? 459 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:09,784 -CHRIS: This thing. -Pepperoni. 460 00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,151 CHRIS: That thing. 461 00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,353 We've seen it all before. 462 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,188 That's old Predator. 463 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,025 MAN: (ON PHONE) Oh my God. 464 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,225 You're so pretty. 465 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,493 DEL: (IN GIRLY VOICE) Aw, you're so sweet. 466 00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:21,529 -(ANDIE CHUCKLES) -CHRIS: We need 467 00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:25,667 the spectacular, the best of the best. 468 00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,002 I want whales. 469 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:29,103 FRAG: All right, this guy's good. 470 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,238 XAVIER: CrazyFrog73. 471 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,741 He wants us to cover him with whipped cream 472 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:40,180 and he wants to watch the kid have sex with a cat. 473 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,183 JEFF: We're taking the new schedule 474 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,185 -to advertisers next week. -Come again? 475 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,723 To Catch a Predator, Wednesdays 9:00 p.m. 476 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,323 Primetime. 477 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,294 Oh, my God. Chris. 478 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,530 I always knew it would happen. 479 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:56,430 Okay. 480 00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:57,865 I always knew we could do this. 481 00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,634 So, we need to, um... 482 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:03,470 How do we, um, uh... high impact predators? 483 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:04,906 You know, it's not like we can hold auditions. 484 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:06,406 You know, we're kind of at the mercy of what each town-- 485 00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:07,474 I know you can figure it out, Andie. 486 00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:08,776 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -(ELEVATOR DINGS) 487 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,977 I believe in you. 488 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,045 We're gonna find them 489 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:12,947 and we're gonna be bigger than Lost. 490 00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:14,682 We're gonna be bigger than Lost. 491 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,283 STONE: Hey, Hansen. 492 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,251 Breaking news. I'm Stone Phillips. 493 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,088 Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 494 00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:21,189 Great job. 495 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,024 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 496 00:20:23,124 --> 00:20:25,793 I could never do what you do. 497 00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:28,529 Good to see you, Stone. 498 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:31,398 Mm. It's thrilling. (INHALES) 499 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,233 I'll be watching from Afghanistan. 500 00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:35,235 Thank you. 501 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:43,778 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 502 00:21:01,495 --> 00:21:02,864 (WINDOW SLIDES SHUT) 503 00:21:03,798 --> 00:21:06,868 (BED CREAKS) 504 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:16,811 Hey, buck. 505 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,584 I wanna show you boys something. 506 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,354 (TAPE WHIRS) 507 00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:31,159 DEL: (ON TV) Hey, what's up? 508 00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:33,426 MAN: Hey. DEL: Come on in. 509 00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:36,063 MAN: Are you sure your parents aren't home? 510 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,832 DEL: I'm sure. 511 00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:40,635 MAN: I have a bunch of beer in the car, 512 00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:43,171 but I-- I brought the condoms. 513 00:21:43,271 --> 00:21:44,505 CHRIS: Big night planned. 514 00:21:45,907 --> 00:21:48,276 Why don't you have a seat right there? 515 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,744 MAN: I-- I'm just here to meet her. 516 00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:51,746 They're gonna put me on primetime. 517 00:21:51,846 --> 00:21:54,115 (ON TV) What makes you think it's my daughter? 518 00:21:54,215 --> 00:21:55,817 You boys know what that is? 519 00:21:56,851 --> 00:21:57,819 No. 520 00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:03,456 CHRIS: Well, it's the time when the most amount of people 521 00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:06,326 tune in to watch a program. 522 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,929 (ON TV) You see how this looks, right? 523 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,865 Oh, that's cool. 524 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,534 Yeah. 525 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:14,735 (ON TV) At the end of the day, 526 00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:16,704 a man has to be held accountable 527 00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:18,072 for the decisions that he makes. 528 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,674 Don't you agree? 529 00:22:19,774 --> 00:22:20,575 (SIGHS) 530 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:21,876 (ON TV) Well, what do you think 531 00:22:21,976 --> 00:22:23,343 should happen to you? 532 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,612 MAN: The electric chair. 533 00:22:26,314 --> 00:22:28,249 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 534 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,750 MARY: Hi. 535 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:32,452 I didn't hear you come in. 536 00:22:33,554 --> 00:22:35,122 Did you wake them? 537 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,259 Oh no, I was just um-- 538 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,459 I was just reviewing the new edit 539 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,029 and uh, they walked in, yeah. 540 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,533 I'm glad they saw you. 541 00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:46,567 CHRIS: (ON TV) ...adults who 542 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,135 like to meet young teens online. 543 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,303 MAN: Please, please, please. 544 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,838 Don't put this on TV, please. 545 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,009 (SIGHS) 546 00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,376 Mary, I-- I need to say something 547 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:59,379 or my head is gonna explode. I... 548 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:07,588 I know that you think you know what kind of man I am, 549 00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:10,625 that I'm not upstanding in all the ways 550 00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:13,094 you thought I would be when we married. 551 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:18,733 But I just wanna say that here and now... 552 00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:22,536 (SIGHS) 553 00:23:23,738 --> 00:23:28,075 ...I am guilty of everything you accuse me of. 554 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,279 The one thing I am not guilty of 555 00:23:31,379 --> 00:23:33,413 is falling out of love with you. 556 00:23:35,383 --> 00:23:39,720 And I promise when I return, 557 00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:44,025 I will be the man you married. 558 00:23:56,203 --> 00:23:57,772 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 559 00:24:08,349 --> 00:24:10,518 They're moving the show to primetime. 560 00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,833 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 561 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,607 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 562 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,114 (CHUCKLES) 563 00:24:40,214 --> 00:24:41,816 (PHONE RINGING) 564 00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:44,051 Hello? 565 00:24:45,252 --> 00:24:46,587 TROY: (ON PHONE) Hello, Mr. Plum. 566 00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:48,456 Uh, we have a extra large style 567 00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:51,125 -dildo for you downstairs. -(CHUCKLES) 568 00:24:51,225 --> 00:24:51,993 TROY: Um, if you could come 569 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:53,627 and get it as soon as possible, 570 00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:55,129 that would be amazing. 571 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:56,397 (TROY LAUGHS) 572 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:57,631 It's me, it's Troy. 573 00:24:57,732 --> 00:24:58,733 DAN: Hey, Troy. 574 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,301 TROY: Dude, what's the room like? 575 00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:01,402 (DRAWER SLIDES) 576 00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:02,703 It's awesome. 577 00:25:02,803 --> 00:25:06,474 Uh, I have not one, but two beds, and-- 578 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:08,542 and they have these like, cool towel things 579 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:12,580 and a view of like uh, this like cool pool. 580 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,015 TROY: Have you jerked it yet? 581 00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:16,650 (TROY LAUGHS) 582 00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:18,419 I'm just kidding, man. 583 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:19,687 Do you have a coffee machine? 584 00:25:21,122 --> 00:25:22,123 Yeah. 585 00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:24,025 TROY: Does it have like, 586 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,293 little packets of coffee, and sugar, and cream? 587 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:27,561 DAN: Yeah, why? 588 00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,663 TROY: Dude, that's amazing. 589 00:25:29,764 --> 00:25:30,731 That's fucking-- 590 00:25:30,831 --> 00:25:32,133 I-- I wish that was me, man. 591 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:34,101 -I'll just say that. - (DAN CHUCKLES) 592 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:36,137 TROY: You're the king of Fort Myers, man. 593 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,712 (BED THUMPS) 594 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:49,817 Uh... 595 00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:57,558 CHRIS: You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 596 00:25:57,658 --> 00:25:58,726 (FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 597 00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:01,028 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 598 00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:03,297 CHRIS: You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 599 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,466 (WHIRRING) 600 00:26:05,933 --> 00:26:07,601 Do you have any pets? 601 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,336 (CHRIS EXHALES) 602 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,072 Do you have any pets? 603 00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:12,173 (SIGHS) 604 00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:14,008 Do you have any pets? 605 00:26:14,108 --> 00:26:15,510 (EXHALES) 606 00:26:15,609 --> 00:26:17,445 You stick my thing in your mouth. 607 00:26:17,546 --> 00:26:18,813 -(SPITS) -(OBJECT CLATTERS) 608 00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,047 CHRIS: And then I promise... 609 00:26:20,147 --> 00:26:21,182 (SIGHS) 610 00:26:22,183 --> 00:26:25,086 -Xavier! -(ALARM BEEPING) 611 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:29,723 DEL: Is this for a lying child 612 00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:32,793 or an adult thinking about fucking a child? 613 00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:34,563 -I-- I-- -DEL: Is this for you? 614 00:26:34,662 --> 00:26:36,464 XAVIER: It's so obviously a joke. 615 00:26:36,565 --> 00:26:38,732 Where are the rest of the goddamn chat logs? 616 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,868 -Did you sanction this? -XAVIER: Harv, come on. 617 00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:42,269 It's on our merch site. 618 00:26:42,837 --> 00:26:44,004 What is merch site? 619 00:26:44,105 --> 00:26:46,107 (BEEPING) 620 00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:48,109 (SCOFFS) If this doesn't get taken down, 621 00:26:48,209 --> 00:26:49,544 I'm not going out there. 622 00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,445 -XAVIER: It's just a thong. -What... 623 00:26:51,546 --> 00:26:52,746 Andie! 624 00:26:53,515 --> 00:26:56,050 -(ALARM BEEPING) -(PHONE RINGING) 625 00:26:58,185 --> 00:26:59,854 DAN: No. No, no. No. 626 00:26:59,954 --> 00:27:02,089 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 627 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,491 What are you do-- Whoa, what is this? 628 00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:04,725 -I'm not going out there... -Wait, wait, Del. But I-- I-- 629 00:27:04,825 --> 00:27:06,026 ...until this gets taken down. 630 00:27:06,127 --> 00:27:08,262 I-- I need you today. Our new decoy did not show. 631 00:27:08,362 --> 00:27:09,363 DEL: This is on our website. 632 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:10,431 Let me see, don't do this to me-- 633 00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:11,600 'Cause we need you to bind up. 634 00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:12,967 (DOOR OPENS) 635 00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:14,735 Hi. 636 00:27:14,835 --> 00:27:16,770 Whoa. Who the fuck are you? 637 00:27:16,871 --> 00:27:19,440 ANDIE: Oh. Oh, hi. 638 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:20,609 -You're Andie? -Hi. 639 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:21,842 -I'm Dan. -What are you wearing? 640 00:27:21,942 --> 00:27:23,612 -What are you wearing? -I, uh-- 641 00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:24,979 -You need to change. -XAVIER: Bogey. 642 00:27:25,079 --> 00:27:26,347 FRAG: Yo, Crazy Frog is here. 643 00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:29,383 Uh, graphic tee and swim trunks. 644 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:30,985 Okay, come on. 645 00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:32,153 Okay, Dan. 646 00:27:32,253 --> 00:27:35,590 So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter. 647 00:27:35,689 --> 00:27:36,924 Peter. 648 00:27:37,024 --> 00:27:39,960 ANDIE: And you have been chatting with this man online. 649 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,129 -Okay. -And he likes cats. 650 00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:44,633 -DAN: Cats. -And he has a sweet tooth. 651 00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:46,667 All you need to do-- (SNAPS FINGERS) 652 00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:48,537 Is get him to the kitchen island. 653 00:27:48,637 --> 00:27:49,837 -DAN: Okay. -And then Chris will 654 00:27:49,937 --> 00:27:54,141 come in and you will go out. 655 00:27:54,241 --> 00:27:55,776 -Oh, Jesus. -Chris comes in, I go-- 656 00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:56,877 -ANDIE: Okay, puka shell-- -Out. That-- that's it. 657 00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:58,012 Puka shell. Puka shell. Puka shell. 658 00:27:58,112 --> 00:27:59,548 -STYLIST: We're all out. -No puka shell? 659 00:27:59,648 --> 00:28:01,516 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 660 00:28:01,616 --> 00:28:05,419 Okay. Dan, do you understand? 661 00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:09,723 Is there maybe time for a rehearsal? 662 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:11,560 We're gonna shoot the rehearsal. 663 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:14,261 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 664 00:28:15,429 --> 00:28:16,997 -Uh... -(DOOR CLOSES) 665 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,935 (MUSIC ENDS) 666 00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:26,974 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 667 00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:30,711 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 668 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:35,049 (CLEARS THROAT) 669 00:28:39,053 --> 00:28:40,221 Come in. 670 00:28:41,822 --> 00:28:43,757 (DOOR OPENS) 671 00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:48,195 CRAZY FROG: Peter? 672 00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:51,666 Is that you? 673 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:53,434 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Hi. 674 00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:56,136 Yeah, it's me. 675 00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:58,506 CRAZY FROG: You look different. 676 00:29:02,209 --> 00:29:03,777 Way different. 677 00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:07,348 Maybe. 678 00:29:08,182 --> 00:29:10,451 Sorry, I'm sort of nervous. 679 00:29:10,552 --> 00:29:12,820 CRAZY FROG: You're even hotter than your pictures. 680 00:29:14,121 --> 00:29:15,956 Did you change your hair or something? 681 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,396 I've been out in the sun. 682 00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:25,499 -CRAZY FROG: That's cool. -Wanna go over here? 683 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,803 -CRAZY FROG: Where? -I guess I thought, um, 684 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:32,873 maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 685 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:35,976 CRAZY FROG: Okay. 686 00:29:36,711 --> 00:29:38,412 Do-- do you have any water? 687 00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:41,448 I'll see what I can do. 688 00:29:43,752 --> 00:29:44,785 (OBJECTS CLACK) 689 00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:46,253 CRAZY FROG: By the way... 690 00:29:47,388 --> 00:29:48,355 (CABINET SHUTS) 691 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:50,759 -(UNZIPS) -(TAP RUNNING) 692 00:29:50,858 --> 00:29:54,596 CRAZY FROG: ...I brought something. 693 00:29:54,696 --> 00:29:55,829 -(TAP SHUTS OFF) -Oh, yeah? 694 00:29:55,929 --> 00:29:58,899 (CAN SHAKING) 695 00:30:01,736 --> 00:30:03,904 (OBJECT CLATTERS) 696 00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:08,510 -(CAP CLATTERS) -(SPURTING) 697 00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:10,377 Wow. 698 00:30:14,248 --> 00:30:15,215 CHRIS: Okay. 699 00:30:16,350 --> 00:30:17,451 (DOOR OPENS) 700 00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:18,886 XAVIER: Primetime, baby. 701 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,954 FRAG: He did not disappoint. 702 00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:22,256 CHRIS: What's going on here? 703 00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:25,192 Why don't you have a seat right there? 704 00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:27,328 (CUP ROLLS) 705 00:30:30,864 --> 00:30:32,266 Wanna explain yourself? 706 00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:40,941 Running around, looking for a cat, 707 00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:44,878 spraying whipped cream all over yourself. 708 00:30:46,113 --> 00:30:48,482 What's going on in your mind? 709 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:50,117 (DOOR OPENS) 710 00:30:50,217 --> 00:30:51,352 CHRIS: (ON SCREEN) What would've happened 711 00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:53,220 if I wasn't here? 712 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,322 CRAZY FROG: Something would've happened. 713 00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:57,525 CHRIS: Something like? 714 00:30:58,325 --> 00:31:00,260 CRAZY FROG: Something along sexual lines. 715 00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:02,530 Crazy Frog. 716 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:03,565 CHRIS: Something like 717 00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:05,567 you would've had sex with an underage teen? 718 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:07,034 (EXHALES) 719 00:31:07,134 --> 00:31:08,936 CRAZY FROG: Okay. I don't know if we would've done that. 720 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:12,206 CHRIS: Sir, your penis is already out. 721 00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:13,273 ANDIE: Hey. 722 00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:14,576 Hey. 723 00:31:14,676 --> 00:31:15,876 You were amazing. 724 00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:16,944 Oh, thanks. 725 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:18,680 ANDIE: You're a movie star. 726 00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:20,481 -Thank you. (SNIFFLES) -ANDIE: Yeah. 727 00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:23,518 You are a natural. 728 00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:25,319 -DAN: Okay. -Yeah. 729 00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,688 Amazing. 730 00:31:26,788 --> 00:31:27,955 -DAN: Thank you. -(PILLS CLATTER) 731 00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:30,924 I get stress migraines. I don't know if you do. 732 00:31:32,459 --> 00:31:33,994 Maybe. Maybe. 733 00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:35,929 Thank you. 734 00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:39,967 ANDIE: You were so good. 735 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,402 -Oh, thank you. -ANDIE: Yeah. 736 00:31:41,503 --> 00:31:42,637 -DAN: Thanks. -Yeah. 737 00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:43,937 I mean it. (CHUCKLES) 738 00:31:44,037 --> 00:31:45,406 -DAN: Yeah. -Yeah. 739 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:48,475 -CHRIS: We're doing a story... -Yeah. 740 00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:49,376 ...on adults 741 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:51,478 who try to meet young teens online. 742 00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:53,080 ANDIE: It's okay. It's okay. 743 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,749 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 744 00:31:54,849 --> 00:31:56,950 -(SLURPS) -It happens to us all. 745 00:31:58,118 --> 00:31:59,821 CHRIS: Obviously, you're free to go, 746 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,689 but please take the cream. 747 00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:05,058 CHRIS: I like this new decoy. 748 00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:06,427 Didn't freeze up like the last one. 749 00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:08,061 ANDIE: Yeah. I think he might walk. 750 00:32:08,162 --> 00:32:09,496 CHRIS: Oh, goddamn it, Andie. Not again. 751 00:32:09,597 --> 00:32:11,098 ANDIE: Well-- CHRIS: I-- I need that one. 752 00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:12,433 He's perfect for Jersey Shore. 753 00:32:12,534 --> 00:32:16,437 Um... I agree, but for his first time, that was a lot, 754 00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:18,706 and if we do have to inform the network, 755 00:32:18,807 --> 00:32:20,742 the optics are really not good. 756 00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:23,977 So can you talk to him? 757 00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:26,748 What? No. I have somewhere to be. 758 00:32:26,848 --> 00:32:28,982 Uh, in Fort Myers? Where? 759 00:32:29,684 --> 00:32:30,685 (LAUGHS) 760 00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:32,587 I have a life, Andie. 761 00:32:32,687 --> 00:32:33,822 (BOTH LAUGH) 762 00:32:33,922 --> 00:32:36,490 ANDIE: Okay. Uh, can you talk to him first? 763 00:32:36,591 --> 00:32:40,093 I think that reassurance coming from you, 764 00:32:40,194 --> 00:32:43,932 maybe at the hotel bar, maybe a nice Macallan, 765 00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:47,836 and maybe you expense it. Maybe I don't tell. 766 00:32:47,936 --> 00:32:50,304 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 767 00:32:57,110 --> 00:33:00,247 (SLURPING) 768 00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:04,686 CHRIS: Dan Plum. 769 00:33:04,786 --> 00:33:05,986 Chris Hansen. 770 00:33:06,888 --> 00:33:07,856 How're you doing? 771 00:33:07,956 --> 00:33:09,423 I'm okay. 772 00:33:12,993 --> 00:33:14,261 CHRIS: It's a big day. 773 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,464 Do you want some wine, Dan? 774 00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:18,999 DAN: Uh. Bud Light? 775 00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:20,467 Bud Light would be nice. 776 00:33:20,568 --> 00:33:22,402 Relax, it's on NBC. 777 00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:26,440 B-- Budweiser, then. 778 00:33:27,274 --> 00:33:29,076 CHRIS: Macallan, neat. 779 00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:34,314 (DAN CONTINUES SLURPING) 780 00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:36,083 How long you been acting, Dan? 781 00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:38,753 DAN: Uh, four years. 782 00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:39,954 Four years professionally, 783 00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:43,758 but I've-- I've dreamt of it my entire life. 784 00:33:43,858 --> 00:33:47,494 Um, musical theater mainly. 785 00:33:47,595 --> 00:33:48,596 Uh. 786 00:33:49,296 --> 00:33:51,431 Different world. (LAUGHS) 787 00:33:55,235 --> 00:33:57,639 I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task. 788 00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:04,612 It-- it matters a lot to me to-- to do a good job. 789 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:07,615 Look... (SIGHS) 790 00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:10,284 what were you hoping 791 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:13,588 to achieve from this experience? 792 00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:18,358 Uh, something for my reel. 793 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,697 More than that um, a credit. 794 00:34:22,797 --> 00:34:23,898 -Mm-hmm. -DAN: That would be 795 00:34:23,998 --> 00:34:25,098 really helpful for getting my union card 796 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:27,535 and representation. 797 00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:29,336 -Thank you. -(CHRIS CLEARS THROAT) 798 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:30,404 Dan. 799 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,075 Do you know what your credit is on this show? 800 00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:38,445 Peter? 801 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,015 Peter? 802 00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:42,984 DAN: Uh, my character from today? 803 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,887 No. (LAUGHS) 804 00:34:45,987 --> 00:34:47,087 No. 805 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,556 Superhero. 806 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:50,792 That's your credit. 807 00:34:50,892 --> 00:34:56,396 Dan, what, what you're doing is more than acting. 808 00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:59,499 It's much more. 809 00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:04,005 You're-- you're here with us, and you're-- 810 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,272 you're saving children. 811 00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,611 Yeah. 812 00:35:12,179 --> 00:35:13,514 (EXHALES) 813 00:35:16,249 --> 00:35:17,652 CHRIS: Dan. 814 00:35:17,752 --> 00:35:18,753 Daniel. 815 00:35:20,922 --> 00:35:23,323 Dan. 816 00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:28,863 Danny. Danny, uh, Decoy Dan. 817 00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:30,464 -Decoy Dan? -Decoy Dan. 818 00:35:30,565 --> 00:35:32,332 -Decoy Dan. -Decoy Dan. 819 00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:34,434 That's your credit. 820 00:35:35,837 --> 00:35:37,772 Decoy Dan. (LAUGHS) 821 00:35:37,872 --> 00:35:38,840 Decoy Dan. 822 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,642 -(BOTH LAUGH) -(GLASS CLINK) 823 00:35:40,742 --> 00:35:43,878 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 824 00:35:48,616 --> 00:35:53,420 You remind me of my son, but uh, older. 825 00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:54,522 DAN: Oh. 826 00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:56,423 Thanks. 827 00:35:57,959 --> 00:36:01,328 ♪ Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous ♪ 828 00:36:01,428 --> 00:36:06,100 ♪ Kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty ♪ 829 00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:08,569 ♪ Brave, clean, and ha... ♪ 830 00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,337 Oh, uh... 831 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:15,977 the uh, respectful? 832 00:36:16,077 --> 00:36:17,612 (SNAPS FINGERS) Close. 833 00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:20,213 Reverent. 834 00:36:20,615 --> 00:36:21,381 Reverent. 835 00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:22,917 I knew you were a Boy Scout. 836 00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:24,786 How long did you do it for? 837 00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:27,655 Maybe like two years or something like that. 838 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:32,292 It's a sign of strong character. 839 00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:35,063 Goodnight. 840 00:36:35,163 --> 00:36:36,430 Goodnight. 841 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:41,501 Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting totem? 842 00:36:41,602 --> 00:36:43,771 CHRIS: What? DAN: Your bracelet. 843 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:44,906 Is it-- 844 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:49,744 Nothing I do is acting, Dan. 845 00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:57,217 -Right. I-- -Got it in India, 1996. 846 00:36:57,317 --> 00:37:00,655 I was doing a story on child slave labor. 847 00:37:02,322 --> 00:37:03,558 It won an Emmy. 848 00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:09,496 Predator has never earned an Emmy, 849 00:37:10,598 --> 00:37:13,500 nor any of the serious recognition it deserves. 850 00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:22,375 But I think that's all about to change. 851 00:37:24,078 --> 00:37:25,513 (CHUCKLES) 852 00:37:25,613 --> 00:37:26,881 -CHRIS: All right. -(CHUCKLES) All right. 853 00:37:26,981 --> 00:37:28,248 CHRIS: (CHUCKLES) All right. 854 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:30,885 I'll see you tomorrow. 855 00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:32,252 See you tomorrow. 856 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:35,623 (DOOR CLOSES) 857 00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:38,693 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 858 00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:40,661 (EXHALES) 859 00:37:42,063 --> 00:37:43,296 (SIGHS) 860 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:50,370 Okay. 861 00:37:51,005 --> 00:37:52,006 One down. 862 00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:56,010 (SWISHES, SPITS) 863 00:37:59,514 --> 00:38:03,651 (CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 864 00:38:07,922 --> 00:38:10,892 (PHONE RINGING) 865 00:38:12,693 --> 00:38:13,460 Hello? 866 00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:14,529 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Oh, hey, Andie. 867 00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,664 This is Patty Patterson from ABC. 868 00:38:16,764 --> 00:38:18,599 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 869 00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:19,534 No. 870 00:38:19,634 --> 00:38:21,301 PATTY: I don't think we've met, but-- 871 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:24,471 ANDIE: Oh, uh, we have, actually. 872 00:38:24,572 --> 00:38:27,208 The Murrow Awards last year. 873 00:38:27,307 --> 00:38:28,843 PATTY: Right. Ugh, my brain. 874 00:38:30,812 --> 00:38:32,980 Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you 875 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,381 on the new time slot. 876 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,984 ANDIE: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 877 00:38:37,084 --> 00:38:40,221 PATTY: I saw Jeff just pitched it to the ad men. 878 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,454 Not-- not sure if you're aware, 879 00:38:41,556 --> 00:38:42,523 but we've been working on a show 880 00:38:42,623 --> 00:38:44,725 for the same night. 881 00:38:44,826 --> 00:38:45,726 Uh-huh. 882 00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:47,261 PATTY: And we have been so impressed 883 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,529 by your work on Predator, 884 00:38:48,629 --> 00:38:51,132 we would love to pick your brain. 885 00:38:51,232 --> 00:38:52,399 I was wondering if you'd be free 886 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:53,835 for a drink or a-- 887 00:38:53,935 --> 00:38:55,903 You know what's better than a drink? 888 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:56,871 A sushi roll. 889 00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:58,272 ANDIE: Well, that's not possible. 890 00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:01,142 I'm-- I'm shooting in Fort Myers. 891 00:39:01,242 --> 00:39:02,310 PATTY: That is crazy. 892 00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:05,546 I will be in Florida tomorrow. 893 00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:07,915 ANDIE: Uh, not tomorrow? 894 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:08,816 PATTY: Yeah, sounds great. 895 00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:10,518 So I'll see you tomorrow evening. 896 00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,288 Evening? Uh, hey, okay. 897 00:39:14,387 --> 00:39:15,590 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 898 00:39:24,265 --> 00:39:26,167 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 899 00:39:26,267 --> 00:39:28,603 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 900 00:39:28,703 --> 00:39:29,937 CHRIS: Look, I don't mean to upset you, Kristyn, 901 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,974 but we can still have a nice dinner as friends. 902 00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:34,275 Like... 903 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:35,576 KRISTYN: Friends? 904 00:39:36,944 --> 00:39:37,945 Hmm. 905 00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:40,681 (SLURPS) 906 00:39:45,319 --> 00:39:47,555 (SIGHS) 907 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,825 (GLASS CLINKS) 908 00:39:53,828 --> 00:39:57,131 So none of this meant anything to you? 909 00:39:57,231 --> 00:39:58,799 CHRIS: Not nothing, no. 910 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:04,805 Uh, Kristyn, I-- I-- I want to be a part of your life. 911 00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:09,310 I do. I truly do, but I can only participate in, 912 00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:14,615 uh, obfuscated ways at a distance, you know? 913 00:40:14,715 --> 00:40:15,883 (LAUGHS) 914 00:40:15,983 --> 00:40:17,585 But uh... 915 00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,054 (SNIFFLES) 916 00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:21,589 CHRIS: Kristyn, come on. 917 00:40:21,689 --> 00:40:24,659 WAITER: Can I tempt you two with something sweet? 918 00:40:24,759 --> 00:40:26,426 Oh my God, you're Chris Hansen. 919 00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:28,428 -I'm a huge fan of your show. -Uh. 920 00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:30,197 But, I don't want to be in it, but uh-- 921 00:40:30,298 --> 00:40:31,399 -(CHRIS CHUCKLES) -(KRISTYN SOBS) 922 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,634 Do-- did-- did you want anything for dessert? 923 00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,336 Do you have any cookies? (LAUGHS) 924 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:37,305 WAITER: I-- I can definitely ask the chef. 925 00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:39,040 No, I'm just-- just kidding around. 926 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,275 -Just never mind. -(SOBS) 927 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:42,543 No, it was a joke. 928 00:40:42,643 --> 00:40:43,844 -WAITER: Oh, okay. -Yeah, yeah. 929 00:40:43,945 --> 00:40:45,179 WAITER: Thank you so much for coming, Mr. Hansen. 930 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:46,247 CHRIS: Thank you so much. 931 00:40:46,347 --> 00:40:47,447 (SOBBING) 932 00:40:47,548 --> 00:40:50,518 Come on. Look, I have... 933 00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:54,822 I have a lot on the line right now. 934 00:40:54,922 --> 00:40:56,791 (KRISTYN SOBBING) 935 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,595 I love my wife. 936 00:41:01,696 --> 00:41:03,397 We don't need to make a scene, okay? 937 00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:04,765 We don't need to make a scene. 938 00:41:04,865 --> 00:41:07,301 Happy face. (LAUGHS) Happy. 939 00:41:07,401 --> 00:41:10,137 -(SNIFFING) -Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 940 00:41:10,237 --> 00:41:11,238 I'm gonna do everything 941 00:41:11,339 --> 00:41:12,340 in my power to make this right, 942 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,641 I swear to God. 943 00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:15,242 Like I said, okay? 944 00:41:15,343 --> 00:41:17,611 Okay. Just shh. 945 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:20,548 Shh. 946 00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:29,123 (LICKS) 947 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:34,095 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 948 00:41:35,363 --> 00:41:37,131 Let me-- let me get you a cab. 949 00:41:37,231 --> 00:41:38,199 (CUTLERY CLINKS) 950 00:41:38,299 --> 00:41:40,401 Oh. Oh, God. 951 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,502 Come on. Let's go. (LAUGHS) 952 00:41:42,603 --> 00:41:43,871 Okay. Okay. 953 00:41:43,971 --> 00:41:46,240 (SONG PLAYING OVER EARPHONES) 954 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:49,210 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 955 00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:51,479 ♪ Wanna climb a mountain ♪ 956 00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:53,014 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 957 00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,882 DAN: Who is it? DEL: It's me. Can I come in? 958 00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:56,784 -(LOCK BEEPS) -(DOOR OPENS) 959 00:41:56,884 --> 00:41:59,220 -DAN: One sec. -Verification call. 960 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,222 -Check it out. -(PHONE VIBRATING) 961 00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:06,527 (DEL CHUCKLES) 962 00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:08,362 DEL: Hey, man. 963 00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:09,830 MAN: (ON PHONE) Hey. There you are. 964 00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:11,465 DEL: I told you I was real. 965 00:42:11,565 --> 00:42:12,533 MAN: I like real. 966 00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:13,901 (CHUCKLES) 967 00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:16,437 MAN: What do you think we should do next Monday? 968 00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:17,605 I don't know. 969 00:42:17,705 --> 00:42:21,342 Um, probably be shooting some hoops or something, 970 00:42:21,442 --> 00:42:23,477 so if you wanna shower together, 971 00:42:23,577 --> 00:42:24,779 that might be nice. 972 00:42:24,879 --> 00:42:28,382 MAN: Yeah. I can't wait for, uh, the adventure. 973 00:42:28,482 --> 00:42:32,353 Cool. It's the uh, last house at the end of the cul-de-sac. 974 00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:35,489 You can't miss it. It's boring like the other ones. (LAUGHS) 975 00:42:35,623 --> 00:42:37,491 MAN: Well, I can't wait. 976 00:42:37,591 --> 00:42:39,560 Cool. Oh, don't forget the weed. 977 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,661 MAN: Oh, yeah. 978 00:42:40,761 --> 00:42:42,229 -It's gonna be great. -(CHUCKLES) Cool. 979 00:42:42,329 --> 00:42:43,697 All right. Later. Bye. 980 00:42:43,798 --> 00:42:45,800 -MAN: Bye. -(CLICKS PHONE SHUT) 981 00:42:46,634 --> 00:42:47,735 You have to smile, 982 00:42:47,835 --> 00:42:49,136 so they can hear it in your voice. 983 00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:50,539 DAN: Yeah, cool. 984 00:42:50,638 --> 00:42:51,839 Thanks. 985 00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:03,317 Look, if this is something you really wanna do, 986 00:43:04,652 --> 00:43:08,622 you can't treat it like an acting gig, you know? 987 00:43:08,722 --> 00:43:12,760 The last decoy made it an episode and a half. 988 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:16,030 Saw a predator who looked like his dad and walked off. 989 00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:20,701 You have to find ways to protect yourself. 990 00:43:22,537 --> 00:43:23,704 Yeah. 991 00:43:25,473 --> 00:43:26,640 Thanks. 992 00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:30,311 DEL: See you tomorrow. 993 00:43:30,411 --> 00:43:31,645 Don't be late. 994 00:43:35,082 --> 00:43:36,083 (DOOR OPENS) 995 00:43:36,183 --> 00:43:37,618 (KNOCKING ON DOOR ON TV) 996 00:43:37,718 --> 00:43:38,853 -MAN: (ON TV) Hey. -DEL: (ON TV) Hey. 997 00:43:38,953 --> 00:43:40,522 Come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies. 998 00:43:40,621 --> 00:43:41,822 "Come right in, bro." 999 00:43:42,923 --> 00:43:43,991 MAN: Love your house. 1000 00:43:44,091 --> 00:43:46,260 "Hey, come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies." 1001 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,695 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 1002 00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:48,796 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1003 00:43:48,896 --> 00:43:51,198 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ON TV) 1004 00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:56,103 "Hey, come right in, bro. 1005 00:43:56,203 --> 00:43:58,906 I'm baking, I'm baking cookies." 1006 00:44:04,613 --> 00:44:05,580 Hey, come on in. 1007 00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:07,014 There's sweet tea on the table. 1008 00:44:08,349 --> 00:44:10,585 Hey, come on in. 1009 00:44:10,684 --> 00:44:12,052 There's sweet tea on the table. 1010 00:44:12,153 --> 00:44:13,522 DEL: (ON TV) Did you bring any of that stuff 1011 00:44:13,622 --> 00:44:14,788 we talked about? 1012 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:17,024 DAN: Hey, Marco. 1013 00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:18,993 Did you bring the stuff we talked about? 1014 00:44:19,093 --> 00:44:20,327 MAN 1: (ON TV) This your house? 1015 00:44:20,427 --> 00:44:22,229 Uh, well, technically, my mommy and daddy's house. 1016 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:23,063 (CREW LAUGHS) 1017 00:44:23,164 --> 00:44:25,567 Hey, just hopped out of the shower. 1018 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:26,734 Just put a pizza in the oven. 1019 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:29,370 Just picture me naked and come on in. 1020 00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:31,472 (ON SCREEN) I could figure something out. 1021 00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:32,706 Well, what about a root beer float? 1022 00:44:32,806 --> 00:44:34,408 -MAN 2: Ooh. -I'll do that. 1023 00:44:34,509 --> 00:44:35,577 Don't go anywhere. 1024 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:37,546 Oh, they're gonna love it. 1025 00:44:37,646 --> 00:44:39,446 They're gonna love this. 1026 00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:41,550 DAN: How you doing, Stanley? 1027 00:44:41,650 --> 00:44:42,816 DAN: Are you Jeremy? 1028 00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:44,785 Jeremy's talented tongue? 1029 00:44:47,321 --> 00:44:49,089 (ON SCREEN) You nervous? That's okay. Me too. 1030 00:44:49,190 --> 00:44:51,058 -(LAUGHS) -DAN: What did you think you-- 1031 00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:52,561 Sorry, sorry. 1032 00:44:52,661 --> 00:44:54,695 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1033 00:44:56,531 --> 00:44:58,199 Decoy Dan. 1034 00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:00,535 Yo, Christopher, I need to talk to you. 1035 00:45:00,635 --> 00:45:02,504 Fat fucking tuna on the hook. 1036 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:04,171 CHRIS: Oh, really? 1037 00:45:04,271 --> 00:45:07,107 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1038 00:45:08,442 --> 00:45:10,211 Look, come here. 1039 00:45:11,278 --> 00:45:12,246 Close the door. 1040 00:45:13,548 --> 00:45:14,549 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1041 00:45:14,649 --> 00:45:15,617 -Hey. Knock, knock. -XAVIER: Uh, what? 1042 00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:17,586 -XAVIER: No, no, no. -What's shaking? 1043 00:45:17,686 --> 00:45:19,119 It's okay. We're just having a... 1044 00:45:20,589 --> 00:45:21,989 (SIGHS) 1045 00:45:22,089 --> 00:45:23,457 Okay. 1046 00:45:23,558 --> 00:45:28,028 So we got a fan letter from some flatfoot cop. 1047 00:45:28,128 --> 00:45:30,130 "Dear Chris Hansen and the good men 1048 00:45:30,231 --> 00:45:32,601 of the National Broadcasting Corporation." 1049 00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:34,101 (SIREN BLARING) 1050 00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:36,370 MICHAEL: " My name is Michael Chachere." 1051 00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,306 (CAR REVS OFF) 1052 00:45:42,711 --> 00:45:43,978 MICHAEL: Headquarters, be advised, 1053 00:45:44,078 --> 00:45:45,513 I locked myself out the unit. 1054 00:45:47,281 --> 00:45:49,850 MICHAEL: "I write to you today to thank you from the bottom 1055 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:51,885 of my heart for promoting goodness 1056 00:45:51,986 --> 00:45:54,255 in this troubled world we live in." 1057 00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:58,359 Yeah, I'll get the Jared special. 1058 00:45:58,459 --> 00:46:01,095 "I also want to thank you for promoting respect 1059 00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:04,198 for law enforcement in your programming. 1060 00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:07,368 "What this world needs, in my opinion, 1061 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:09,704 is a good, hard look in the mirror." 1062 00:46:09,803 --> 00:46:10,804 MAN: (ON TV) We were just talking. 1063 00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:12,106 (SCREAMING, GRUNTING) 1064 00:46:12,206 --> 00:46:14,775 MICHAEL: "But what is that, but your show?" 1065 00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:15,876 MAN: (ON TV) Sorry. 1066 00:46:15,976 --> 00:46:17,278 I didn't-- I swear I didn't know. 1067 00:46:17,378 --> 00:46:19,013 (SLURPS) 1068 00:46:19,113 --> 00:46:22,149 "Should you ever find yourself down in Murphy, Texas, 1069 00:46:22,249 --> 00:46:24,952 please know that you have a friendly face 1070 00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:26,053 here in our precinct." 1071 00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:27,788 "In our precinct. Best regards, Michael." 1072 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,890 Michael Chachere. 1073 00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:33,427 Chief, this could only look good for election season. 1074 00:46:34,962 --> 00:46:36,897 What's the name of that program? 1075 00:46:36,997 --> 00:46:38,399 MICHAEL: How to Catch a Predator. 1076 00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:43,904 Predator? 1077 00:46:44,004 --> 00:46:46,807 Anyhow. They tried to get in touch with Andie, 1078 00:46:46,907 --> 00:46:49,644 but when they couldn't, they reached out to me. 1079 00:46:49,744 --> 00:46:51,111 Uh-uh, I have no missed calls. 1080 00:46:51,211 --> 00:46:53,480 XAVIER: Whatever. They want us to come shoot in their town, 1081 00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:57,217 so I start to trawl the area, and it's the same old shit. 1082 00:46:57,318 --> 00:46:59,920 Factory worker, plumber, loser. Boring. 1083 00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:02,890 But-- but then I catch something 1084 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,527 that's like nothing 1085 00:47:06,393 --> 00:47:07,428 I've ever seen. 1086 00:47:07,529 --> 00:47:11,465 This fish comes along, takes a bite, 1087 00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:13,934 and then boom, vanishes. 1088 00:47:14,034 --> 00:47:16,470 -He comes back, bites again. - (MESSAGES CHIMING) 1089 00:47:16,571 --> 00:47:19,206 But then, poof, gone. 1090 00:47:20,007 --> 00:47:21,075 I never lose these guys, 1091 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:24,845 because they are usually fucking idiots, 1092 00:47:24,945 --> 00:47:28,282 but this is not your average pedo. 1093 00:47:28,382 --> 00:47:31,852 He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, 1094 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,621 did he love to chat. 1095 00:47:34,455 --> 00:47:35,790 We battled. 1096 00:47:35,923 --> 00:47:37,726 I tried every trick in the book, Chris. 1097 00:47:37,826 --> 00:47:38,793 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1098 00:47:38,892 --> 00:47:40,928 I was reeling him in for hours, 1099 00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:42,863 but he wouldn't take the bait. 1100 00:47:42,963 --> 00:47:49,036 I was ready to give up, but then he slipped. 1101 00:47:50,705 --> 00:47:54,141 A wake in Denton, Texas. 1102 00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:55,943 (GULPING) 1103 00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:57,679 XAVIER: So I did some digging. 1104 00:47:57,779 --> 00:47:59,346 Ah. 1105 00:47:59,814 --> 00:48:02,182 (TYPING) 1106 00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,385 The only one I could find was a private event 1107 00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:07,354 for government associates of a dead senator. 1108 00:48:07,454 --> 00:48:09,289 (DISTORTED) ...of a dead senator. 1109 00:48:09,390 --> 00:48:12,560 (IN NORMAL VOICE) The most important suits in Texas. 1110 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:17,665 Chris, we've never caught a government operative before, 1111 00:48:17,766 --> 00:48:19,967 a man on the inside. 1112 00:48:20,067 --> 00:48:22,469 This, this is it. 1113 00:48:23,337 --> 00:48:29,276 This guy's got to be CIA, NSA 1114 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:35,617 or he is at the highest levels of government. 1115 00:48:39,286 --> 00:48:40,588 I mean, what are we talking about here? 1116 00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:43,858 Are we talking about a mayor or a congressman or are we-- 1117 00:48:43,957 --> 00:48:45,292 are we talking about the president? 1118 00:48:45,392 --> 00:48:48,563 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1119 00:48:53,802 --> 00:48:55,169 -So Chris-- -CHRIS: Hmm. 1120 00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:57,772 We already have our schedule for the coming months, 1121 00:48:57,872 --> 00:48:59,306 and the Jersey Shore is after this. 1122 00:48:59,406 --> 00:49:01,275 Uh, that is a priority for the network. 1123 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:03,578 I have a feeling about this guy, Chris. 1124 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:06,046 I really do. 1125 00:49:09,249 --> 00:49:11,653 No. It's not enough information to act. 1126 00:49:11,753 --> 00:49:13,287 She's right. 1127 00:49:13,387 --> 00:49:16,123 Keep looking and let me know if you have something more. 1128 00:49:16,223 --> 00:49:19,059 -I like it, psychic ability. -(DOOR OPENS) 1129 00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:23,130 XAVIER: Nice work. 1130 00:49:23,230 --> 00:49:24,866 -Good producing. -ANDIE: Tell me about it. 1131 00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:26,634 (FLUSHES) 1132 00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,103 (DOOR SLAMS) 1133 00:49:30,204 --> 00:49:31,539 XAVIER: Fucking bitch. 1134 00:49:32,607 --> 00:49:33,875 DAN: Could you show me the last couple of clips? 1135 00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:37,044 Excuse me. Uh, T minus 10 minutes. 1136 00:49:38,212 --> 00:49:40,515 DAN: Can you bring up the last couple of clips we shot? 1137 00:49:40,615 --> 00:49:42,216 Oh, they were good. 1138 00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:43,852 Well, I wa-- I'm thinking of trying something new. 1139 00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:45,486 -I wanna see what I did. -They were good. 1140 00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:46,688 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1141 00:49:49,056 --> 00:49:51,893 "You just have to be very clean in your ass." 1142 00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,227 ANDIE: Mm-hmm. 1143 00:49:53,327 --> 00:49:54,127 Your ass? 1144 00:49:54,228 --> 00:49:55,262 I think that's too far. 1145 00:49:55,362 --> 00:49:58,131 Uh, stick to the suck and be sucked stuff. 1146 00:49:58,232 --> 00:49:59,500 -CHRIS: Okay. -Yeah. 1147 00:49:59,601 --> 00:50:01,101 CHRIS: Okay. Thank you. 1148 00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:04,371 (PLASTIC RUSTLING) 1149 00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:06,975 (PHONE RINGING) 1150 00:50:07,074 --> 00:50:08,610 CHRIS: God, this is insane. 1151 00:50:12,045 --> 00:50:13,347 -Chris Hansen. -MAN: (ON PHONE) Hi, Chris. 1152 00:50:13,447 --> 00:50:16,450 This is Brett Karinsky from the National Enquirer. 1153 00:50:16,551 --> 00:50:17,685 -Uh-huh. -BRETT: We just wanted 1154 00:50:17,785 --> 00:50:19,086 to give you the opportunity 1155 00:50:19,186 --> 00:50:21,121 to comment before we run a story about you next week. 1156 00:50:21,221 --> 00:50:24,291 Uh, and what is the story about? 1157 00:50:25,259 --> 00:50:26,326 BRETT: A young woman 1158 00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:29,096 and your extramarital activities. 1159 00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:31,833 -Does that ring a bell? -Uh. 1160 00:50:31,933 --> 00:50:34,101 -BRETT: If I call NBC-- -Uh. 1161 00:50:34,201 --> 00:50:37,170 BRETT: What would they say about this? 1162 00:50:37,271 --> 00:50:39,674 America's favorite pervert catcher 1163 00:50:39,774 --> 00:50:42,644 sticking fingers where fingers shouldn't be stuck. 1164 00:50:42,744 --> 00:50:44,444 -No. -(PHONE BEEPS) 1165 00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:56,456 Uh. 1166 00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:59,192 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1167 00:50:59,293 --> 00:51:00,260 MARY: (ON PHONE) Hello? 1168 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,328 Hi, Mary. Chris Hansen. 1169 00:51:01,428 --> 00:51:03,130 MARY: Yes, honey. I know. 1170 00:51:03,230 --> 00:51:06,000 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Um-- 1171 00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,334 CHASE: (ON PHONE) Hey, hey, Dad. 1172 00:51:07,434 --> 00:51:09,336 CHRIS: Hi, boys. Yeah. CONNOR: Hey, Dad. 1173 00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:12,540 Yeah, I was just calling to uh, talk to you 1174 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,511 and um, just calling to talk to the boys. 1175 00:51:16,611 --> 00:51:19,146 CONNOR: Are you gonna come to my baseball game? 1176 00:51:37,097 --> 00:51:39,701 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1177 00:51:40,868 --> 00:51:42,436 DAN: I'm just in here. 1178 00:51:49,043 --> 00:51:50,310 (CAR DOOR LOCKS) 1179 00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:58,418 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1180 00:52:01,154 --> 00:52:02,090 DAN: Hey. 1181 00:52:02,189 --> 00:52:04,025 -(DOOR SHUTS) -MAN: Hi. 1182 00:52:04,124 --> 00:52:05,560 Trouble finding the place? 1183 00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:06,894 (RUSTLING) 1184 00:52:06,995 --> 00:52:08,161 MAN: Not really. 1185 00:52:10,064 --> 00:52:11,231 DAN: Oh, shoot. 1186 00:52:11,331 --> 00:52:12,734 Spilled soda on my shirt. 1187 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:13,768 I'm gonna go change. 1188 00:52:13,868 --> 00:52:15,135 Be back in a sec. 1189 00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:19,206 (DOOR OPENS) 1190 00:52:19,707 --> 00:52:20,608 (DOOR CLOSES) 1191 00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:22,043 DEL: I've been chatting with him online 1192 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,176 for a month now. 1193 00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:24,879 He's fucking heinous. 1194 00:52:24,979 --> 00:52:26,380 (WHISPERS) How'd it look? 1195 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,915 ANDIE: (SOFTLY) You were great. 1196 00:52:28,016 --> 00:52:29,784 If you guys get me the logs in 1197 00:52:29,884 --> 00:52:30,852 more advance next time, 1198 00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:32,587 I could use all of that stuff. 1199 00:52:32,687 --> 00:52:36,256 I could-- I could've kept him in there for 20 minutes. 1200 00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:37,625 ANDIE: Daniel. XAVIER: Dan, enough. 1201 00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:39,927 MAN: Actually, do you have a Diet Coke? 1202 00:52:45,399 --> 00:52:46,734 CHRIS: Is Pepsi okay? 1203 00:52:49,137 --> 00:52:50,672 Why don't you have a seat right there? 1204 00:52:55,043 --> 00:52:56,711 Why don't you have a seat? 1205 00:53:00,048 --> 00:53:01,381 What are you doing here? 1206 00:53:04,752 --> 00:53:05,887 Sit down. 1207 00:53:11,491 --> 00:53:12,960 Sit down! (ECHOING) 1208 00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,264 What are you doing here? 1209 00:53:20,168 --> 00:53:21,435 MAN: (ON SCREEN) Nothing good. (ECHOING) 1210 00:53:23,137 --> 00:53:24,639 What do you do for a living? 1211 00:53:29,309 --> 00:53:30,645 I'm a rabbi. 1212 00:53:31,713 --> 00:53:34,048 CHRIS: (ON SCREEN) "I like sucking 1213 00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:35,550 -and being sucked." -He's off. 1214 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:36,784 CHRIS: Where's that in the Bible? 1215 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:39,252 The Old Testament or the New Testament? 1216 00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:46,627 Look, you're being very hostile to me. 1217 00:53:49,664 --> 00:53:54,501 Who gave you permission to do this? 1218 00:53:54,602 --> 00:53:56,804 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1219 00:53:58,472 --> 00:54:00,307 You did this to yourself. 1220 00:54:01,642 --> 00:54:05,813 You know you don't have the right to do this. 1221 00:54:08,482 --> 00:54:11,284 Who do you think you are? 1222 00:54:22,496 --> 00:54:26,033 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, 1223 00:54:26,134 --> 00:54:29,203 and we're doing a story on adults 1224 00:54:29,302 --> 00:54:31,706 who meet young teens online. 1225 00:54:31,806 --> 00:54:34,742 You're doing this for television? 1226 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:36,343 For television? 1227 00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:37,545 ANDIE: Oh. CHRIS: Get him out. 1228 00:54:37,645 --> 00:54:38,880 -ANDIE: There he is. -Get him out of here! 1229 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:40,681 ANDIE: There he is. XAVIER: Oh, oh, fuck. 1230 00:54:41,849 --> 00:54:42,817 Get-- fuck. 1231 00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:43,918 Oh, that's amazing. 1232 00:54:44,018 --> 00:54:44,986 XAVIER: That is amazing. 1233 00:54:45,086 --> 00:54:46,286 -It's gorgeous. -XAVIER: Yeah. 1234 00:54:51,192 --> 00:54:52,794 ANDIE: Hey, hey, hey. 1235 00:54:52,894 --> 00:54:54,494 He's not a leper. 1236 00:54:55,129 --> 00:54:56,697 He just touched you. 1237 00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:59,600 (PANTS) 1238 00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:01,936 Doesn't that disgust you? 1239 00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:05,773 Yeah. 1240 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:08,341 (SHUTS TAP) 1241 00:55:08,441 --> 00:55:09,877 CHRIS: Why do you do this, Andie? 1242 00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:19,352 'Cause we're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1243 00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:21,556 Yeah? 1244 00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:23,524 (MOCKINGLY) We're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1245 00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:24,792 Ooh. 1246 00:55:24,892 --> 00:55:26,393 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 1247 00:55:30,965 --> 00:55:32,667 Number one show on TV. 1248 00:55:34,467 --> 00:55:36,537 (SCRUBBING HANDS) 1249 00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:41,341 I don't mean to sound harsh... 1250 00:55:44,377 --> 00:55:46,413 but if you had children, 1251 00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:49,116 you would understand. 1252 00:55:50,952 --> 00:55:52,520 (SNIFFLES) 1253 00:55:57,158 --> 00:55:58,226 (DOOR SHUTS) 1254 00:55:58,326 --> 00:56:00,261 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1255 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,730 Picture this. 1256 00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:05,600 You're in an IHOP eating alone, 1257 00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:08,703 and you notice a girl kinda hunched over, 1258 00:56:08,803 --> 00:56:13,608 and the mother is berating her for overeating pancakes. 1259 00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:16,110 She says, "You don't wanna be a fat pig." 1260 00:56:16,210 --> 00:56:18,145 And you-- you think to yourself, 1261 00:56:18,246 --> 00:56:20,480 "Oh God, this is pretty wrong." 1262 00:56:20,581 --> 00:56:23,217 And then the mother gets louder, more insulting, 1263 00:56:23,317 --> 00:56:25,987 and then finally the girl starts crying. 1264 00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:28,388 What would you do? 1265 00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:32,560 Um, 1266 00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:36,731 I might hand the daughter the number to social services 1267 00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:39,567 and tell her to eat whatever she likes. 1268 00:56:40,234 --> 00:56:42,003 And 1269 00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:46,107 then I might try to hurt the mother in some way. 1270 00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:49,677 Not physically, but um-- 1271 00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:52,813 Honey, that's the name of the show, 1272 00:56:52,914 --> 00:56:54,015 What Would You Do? 1273 00:56:54,115 --> 00:56:55,082 Oh. 1274 00:56:55,182 --> 00:56:56,284 -(BOTH LAUGH) -PATTY: It's a-- 1275 00:56:56,384 --> 00:56:57,852 It's a hidden, it's a hidden camera show. 1276 00:56:57,952 --> 00:56:59,253 -Uh-huh. -PATTY: Yeah, where we put 1277 00:56:59,353 --> 00:57:01,421 strangers in social situations, 1278 00:57:01,522 --> 00:57:03,124 but it's feel-good. 1279 00:57:03,224 --> 00:57:04,659 Do you know John Quinones? 1280 00:57:04,759 --> 00:57:06,928 Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones. 1281 00:57:07,028 --> 00:57:08,296 I'm John Quinones. 1282 00:57:08,396 --> 00:57:10,463 Shut it up. 1283 00:57:10,564 --> 00:57:13,167 He's incredible. He wants you. 1284 00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,368 Oh. 1285 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:16,971 Well, I'm flattered obviously. 1286 00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:19,373 Um, I don't think I'm the kind of producer 1287 00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:21,342 that does well with feel-good stuff, 1288 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:22,576 and I also don't think 1289 00:57:22,677 --> 00:57:24,378 I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect 1290 00:57:24,477 --> 00:57:26,580 for people who wanna steal my show. 1291 00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:30,017 Okay. Okay. Great. 1292 00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:31,585 (BOTH LAUGH) 1293 00:57:31,686 --> 00:57:35,022 PATTY: Look, I dominated a-- a-- a-- a lot of space 1294 00:57:35,122 --> 00:57:37,858 at this network. I-- I'd say the majority of shows 1295 00:57:37,959 --> 00:57:39,593 that have been successful in the last 10 years 1296 00:57:39,694 --> 00:57:40,995 I've had a hand in. 1297 00:57:41,095 --> 00:57:43,364 I know the feeling, and I know that you think 1298 00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:47,535 you're just walking the same path, 1299 00:57:47,635 --> 00:57:50,538 but Chris is not the guy to hold hands with. 1300 00:57:50,638 --> 00:57:53,140 He is not that guy. 1301 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,543 You know, I met Chris once, 1302 00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:57,979 and it's weird, he didn't even mention you. 1303 00:57:59,479 --> 00:58:01,983 Makes me question if he understands 1304 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,651 what you're worth. 1305 00:58:03,751 --> 00:58:06,486 I just wanna protect you, you know? 1306 00:58:08,122 --> 00:58:09,890 (PHONE RINGING) 1307 00:58:13,627 --> 00:58:14,595 CHRIS: Chris Hansen. 1308 00:58:14,695 --> 00:58:16,063 JEFF: (ON PHONE) Hey, Chris. 1309 00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:17,531 CHRIS: Hi, Jeff. 1310 00:58:17,631 --> 00:58:18,799 JEFF: Do me a favor. 1311 00:58:18,899 --> 00:58:19,667 CHRIS: Hmm. 1312 00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:21,135 JEFF: Go to your TV. 1313 00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:22,970 Turn on ABC. 1314 00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:24,205 CHRIS: Mmm-hmm. 1315 00:58:24,305 --> 00:58:25,940 JEFF: Tell me what you see. 1316 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,041 CHRIS: Lost. 1317 00:58:28,476 --> 00:58:31,545 It's polar bears. 1318 00:58:31,645 --> 00:58:32,847 JEFF: Yeah. These polar bears 1319 00:58:32,947 --> 00:58:35,149 are gonna fucking kill us, Chris. 1320 00:58:35,249 --> 00:58:36,384 CHRIS: Uh-- 1321 00:58:36,484 --> 00:58:38,052 JEFF: I know people look up to you, 1322 00:58:38,152 --> 00:58:39,854 but I'm gonna be frank with you right now. 1323 00:58:39,954 --> 00:58:42,123 This new material, it ain't cutting it. 1324 00:58:42,223 --> 00:58:48,896 CHRIS: Jeff, we have something very special on the line. 1325 00:58:48,996 --> 00:58:52,933 A real "man on the inside" kind of story. 1326 00:58:53,868 --> 00:58:55,503 JEFF: Wait, wh-- what? Stone's here? 1327 00:58:55,603 --> 00:58:57,638 All right. Just tell him I'll be right there. 1328 00:58:57,738 --> 00:58:59,573 Hey, sorry Chris, I gotta run. 1329 00:59:00,908 --> 00:59:03,744 (PANTING) 1330 00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:05,913 Xavier. 1331 00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:08,983 -XAVIER: Fuck. -Xavier. 1332 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:10,084 XAVIER: Shit. 1333 00:59:10,184 --> 00:59:11,520 (PANTS) Did you find him? 1334 00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:13,454 What? 1335 00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,089 CHRIS: The fish. Did you find him? 1336 00:59:15,189 --> 00:59:17,925 -The-- the fish? -The fish, in the CIA. 1337 00:59:19,293 --> 00:59:20,594 Come in. Fuck. 1338 00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:22,430 -Give me a second here. -(MAN MOANING OVER LAPTOP) 1339 00:59:22,531 --> 00:59:24,198 -(DOOR SHUTS) -Andie's been so up my 1340 00:59:24,298 --> 00:59:27,902 fucking ass. I've been trawling balls deep all day. 1341 00:59:28,002 --> 00:59:28,769 Who is he? 1342 00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:31,839 So I had him on the hook, right? 1343 00:59:31,939 --> 00:59:34,775 But every time I tried to track him, okay, 1344 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,410 I kept getting blocked. 1345 00:59:36,511 --> 00:59:39,847 Xavier, I need you to guarantee 1346 00:59:39,947 --> 00:59:44,585 that he has to be extremely, extremely important. 1347 00:59:44,685 --> 00:59:46,854 XAVIER: A hundred percent. This is big. 1348 00:59:47,522 --> 00:59:48,756 The biggest. 1349 00:59:49,390 --> 00:59:50,391 A whale. 1350 00:59:50,491 --> 00:59:51,526 You think it's a whale? 1351 00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:53,260 A whale, definitely. 1352 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,563 (PANTS) 1353 00:59:54,662 --> 00:59:55,729 Okay. Okay. 1354 00:59:55,830 --> 00:59:57,532 These are the chats. 1355 00:59:57,631 --> 00:59:59,834 (PAPERS RUSTLING) 1356 01:00:05,507 --> 01:00:08,976 (AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1357 01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:10,411 (PANTS) 1358 01:00:10,512 --> 01:00:11,745 How can we catch him? 1359 01:00:11,846 --> 01:00:14,482 We have to go there and be the bait, 1360 01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:16,551 because I can tell you one thing, 1361 01:00:16,650 --> 01:00:19,720 he's not coming to the fucking Jersey Shore. 1362 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:23,724 You can't go over my head to relocate shoots, Chris. 1363 01:00:23,824 --> 01:00:26,360 Do you realize what that communicates to the network? 1364 01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:30,097 It makes me look like I don't know what I am doing. 1365 01:00:30,197 --> 01:00:33,100 We had a full docket of guys coming to the Jersey Shore. 1366 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,802 ANNOUNCER: (ON PA SYSTEM) The flight is now boarding. 1367 01:00:34,902 --> 01:00:36,904 ANDIE: We have no plan. 1368 01:00:37,004 --> 01:00:40,674 We are chasing a man without a name. 1369 01:00:40,774 --> 01:00:41,775 -(MUSIC ENDS) -DAN: Guys, the-- 1370 01:00:41,876 --> 01:00:42,943 sorry to interrupt. 1371 01:00:43,043 --> 01:00:44,912 Uh, does the show cover snacks for the flight? 1372 01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:45,980 I'd love to grab some gum 1373 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,883 if it's not too much of a thing. 1374 01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:50,117 Yeah? 1375 01:00:54,388 --> 01:00:55,322 (BACKGROUND NEWS) 1376 01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:56,891 Sorry. Thanks, thank you. 1377 01:00:56,991 --> 01:00:57,992 STONE: (ON TV) Saddam Hussein's verdict 1378 01:00:58,092 --> 01:01:00,060 speeds through deliberation. 1379 01:01:00,161 --> 01:01:02,897 Political leaders urge for calm in the streets 1380 01:01:02,997 --> 01:01:05,833 as Saddam prepares to get what he deserves. 1381 01:01:05,933 --> 01:01:07,536 An open-ended curfew... 1382 01:01:07,636 --> 01:01:10,037 (INDISTINCT SPEECH) 1383 01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:15,943 What's going on with you? 1384 01:01:21,015 --> 01:01:23,150 I need to do something big. 1385 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,752 Bigger than Lost. 1386 01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:25,886 STONE: (ON TV) I'm Stone Phillips 1387 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,955 and this is Dateline NBC. 1388 01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:30,191 GUNN: In Murphy, 1389 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:33,460 we got more firepower than Satan himself. 1390 01:01:34,563 --> 01:01:35,763 M4 carbine, 1391 01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:38,766 HandK MP5, 1392 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:42,303 grenade launcher, you name it. 1393 01:01:42,403 --> 01:01:46,840 Many of us here served together during Desert Storm. 1394 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:50,177 I can assure you, Mr. Hansen, 1395 01:01:50,277 --> 01:01:51,378 you're not gonna find 1396 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:53,847 a police force with more oomph. 1397 01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:56,850 And after this show airs on Wednesday night, 1398 01:01:56,951 --> 01:02:00,120 no pervert will dare set foot in Murphy again. 1399 01:02:00,221 --> 01:02:01,488 After we're done, 1400 01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:05,359 this will be the safest town in America. 1401 01:02:06,595 --> 01:02:08,295 Now let's have some barbecue. 1402 01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:10,331 (APPLAUSE) 1403 01:02:10,431 --> 01:02:11,232 CHRIS: Chief Gunn? 1404 01:02:11,332 --> 01:02:14,001 It's nice to put the face with the face. 1405 01:02:14,101 --> 01:02:17,004 I gotta tell you, hoss, they don't wanna give us funding. 1406 01:02:17,104 --> 01:02:18,105 CHRIS: That's awful. GUNN: And this is 1407 01:02:18,205 --> 01:02:20,241 really, really gonna help us out a lot. 1408 01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:21,108 Thank you so, so much. 1409 01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:22,376 -What's your name, hoss? -This is my team. 1410 01:02:22,476 --> 01:02:23,578 Xavier Von Erck. 1411 01:02:23,678 --> 01:02:24,613 -Xavier. -Yes. 1412 01:02:24,713 --> 01:02:25,980 All right. Are you not hot, hoss? 1413 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,181 -No, no. -CHRIS: Xavier's the reason 1414 01:02:27,281 --> 01:02:28,949 we're all here. This is Dan Plum. 1415 01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,284 XAVIER: He is one of our operatives. 1416 01:02:30,384 --> 01:02:32,453 -DAN: Dan Plum. Actor. -Del Harvey. It's an honor. 1417 01:02:32,554 --> 01:02:33,655 GUNN: All right. Honor's all mine. 1418 01:02:33,754 --> 01:02:34,989 Now what does that mean, "Nin"? 1419 01:02:35,089 --> 01:02:37,659 Uh, it's an industrial metal group, 1420 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:38,926 uh, called, "Nine Inch Nails". 1421 01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:40,494 Gator, bring the cuffs. 1422 01:02:40,595 --> 01:02:41,829 She's got nine-inch nails on her. 1423 01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:43,598 -XAVIER: Yeah, that's right. -(GUNN AND ANDIE LAUGH) 1424 01:02:43,698 --> 01:02:45,299 And hi, I am Andie Bender. 1425 01:02:45,399 --> 01:02:46,534 -GUNN: Andie Bender. -I am a producer, 1426 01:02:46,635 --> 01:02:47,968 and it's so wonderful to be here. 1427 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,270 -GUNN: Nice to meet you. -I'm so excited. 1428 01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:51,005 XAVIER: I really wanna check out your equipment here. 1429 01:02:51,105 --> 01:02:53,774 Well, come on, hoss. Let me show you how this works. 1430 01:02:53,874 --> 01:02:55,843 XAVIER: I'd love to meet-- kind of meet in private. 1431 01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:57,746 I mean, this is really sort of my operation. 1432 01:02:57,845 --> 01:02:58,912 GUNN: Sure. XAVIER: So it'd be really good 1433 01:02:59,013 --> 01:03:00,414 to sort of coordinate our efforts. 1434 01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:01,982 GUNN: Yeah, let's coordinate. 1435 01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:05,286 So you can sound like a little boy. 1436 01:03:05,386 --> 01:03:06,854 XAVIER: Or a little girl. 1437 01:03:07,855 --> 01:03:09,156 It depends on what they want me to be. 1438 01:03:09,256 --> 01:03:11,760 I'm kind of a mirror to reflect back at them 1439 01:03:11,892 --> 01:03:12,826 what they want. 1440 01:03:12,926 --> 01:03:14,128 I'm Chris Hansen-- 1441 01:03:14,228 --> 01:03:15,362 (PEOPLE LAUGHING IN BACKGROUND) 1442 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:17,064 CHRIS: With Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story 1443 01:03:17,164 --> 01:03:19,534 on adults who like to meet young teens online. 1444 01:03:19,634 --> 01:03:20,602 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1445 01:03:20,702 --> 01:03:21,902 STONE: (ON TV) And next week, 1446 01:03:22,002 --> 01:03:24,104 the Predator team is in Fort Myers, Florida. 1447 01:03:24,204 --> 01:03:25,306 (CHEERING) 1448 01:03:25,406 --> 01:03:26,574 STONE: (ON TV) While you may have thought the stories 1449 01:03:26,675 --> 01:03:27,941 this week were unusual. 1450 01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:29,744 The story of the man you'll meet next week... 1451 01:03:29,843 --> 01:03:30,811 -Peter? -STONE: ...is 1452 01:03:30,911 --> 01:03:32,246 downright bizarre. 1453 01:03:32,346 --> 01:03:34,481 I guess I thought maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 1454 01:03:34,582 --> 01:03:36,817 STONE: This potential predator walks into the house... 1455 01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:38,018 I brought something. 1456 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:39,486 DAN: Oh, yeah? STONE: Takes off his clothes 1457 01:03:39,587 --> 01:03:41,790 and whips out a common dessert ingredient, 1458 01:03:41,889 --> 01:03:43,190 much to the surprise of our decoy... 1459 01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,325 CHRIS: What's going on here? 1460 01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:45,727 STONE: ...who, after this episode, 1461 01:03:45,826 --> 01:03:47,629 may never order a hot fudge sundae again. 1462 01:03:47,729 --> 01:03:49,930 -(CREW LAUGHING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1463 01:03:50,030 --> 01:03:51,700 -CREW MAN 3: Yeah! Whoo! -(CREW CLAPPING) 1464 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,635 FRAG: Cheers, buddy. Cherry popped, baby. 1465 01:03:53,735 --> 01:03:54,703 Yeah! 1466 01:03:54,803 --> 01:03:56,337 -Yeah! -CREW MAN 3: Whoo! 1467 01:04:00,474 --> 01:04:02,142 (PHONE RINGING) 1468 01:04:04,878 --> 01:04:06,847 (PHONE CLATTERING) 1469 01:04:08,315 --> 01:04:09,083 Hello? 1470 01:04:09,183 --> 01:04:10,918 MAN: (ON PHONE) Hey. What's up? 1471 01:04:11,018 --> 01:04:12,654 I'm-- I'm naked. 1472 01:04:12,754 --> 01:04:13,854 We met on TV. 1473 01:04:13,954 --> 01:04:15,757 I'm that pervert that showed you, 1474 01:04:15,856 --> 01:04:17,659 showed you my penis. (LAUGHS) 1475 01:04:17,759 --> 01:04:19,326 And now I'm in prison. 1476 01:04:19,426 --> 01:04:20,595 Please let me out. 1477 01:04:20,695 --> 01:04:24,164 (LAUGHS) Dude, it's me. It's Troy. 1478 01:04:24,264 --> 01:04:25,232 Don't worry. 1479 01:04:25,866 --> 01:04:27,134 You saw my teaser? 1480 01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:29,203 TROY: (ON PHONE) Me and Amanda, and fucking Sobo 1481 01:04:29,303 --> 01:04:32,607 and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking partying. 1482 01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:34,274 We just watched it, man. 1483 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:37,010 DAN: W-- what'd you think? Did you think I was good? 1484 01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:40,180 TROY: I mean, 1485 01:04:41,683 --> 01:04:43,217 yeah, it doesn't matter, right? 1486 01:04:45,386 --> 01:04:47,421 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 1487 01:04:49,591 --> 01:04:51,492 What kind of answer is that? 1488 01:04:51,593 --> 01:04:53,160 TROY: Dude, I mean, like, 1489 01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:54,763 here's the thing is that you were only on screen 1490 01:04:54,863 --> 01:04:56,831 for like, 0.1 seconds. (CHUCKLES) 1491 01:04:56,930 --> 01:04:59,032 Being all scared of a predator. 1492 01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:02,102 Yeah, that's the character. That-- that's the point. 1493 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,971 TROY: As your friend, I'm proud, 1494 01:05:04,071 --> 01:05:05,139 but if I was a random viewer, 1495 01:05:05,239 --> 01:05:08,909 I would think absolutely 0.0% about you. 1496 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:10,978 I mean, dude, here's the thing. 1497 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:12,781 You were on TV. 1498 01:05:12,881 --> 01:05:14,516 I wish I was on TV. 1499 01:05:14,616 --> 01:05:15,683 That would be amazing. 1500 01:05:15,784 --> 01:05:18,620 Maybe you're not on TV, 'cause you're a bad actor. 1501 01:05:19,286 --> 01:05:20,320 TROY: What'd you say? 1502 01:05:20,421 --> 01:05:22,022 I know you don't mean that shit, dude-- 1503 01:05:22,122 --> 01:05:23,625 (PHONE CLACKS) 1504 01:05:25,527 --> 01:05:28,929 (SONG PLAYING) 1505 01:05:29,029 --> 01:05:31,031 (KEYS CLACKING) 1506 01:05:50,951 --> 01:05:53,755 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1507 01:05:53,855 --> 01:05:56,190 MARY: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hi, you've reached the Hansens. 1508 01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:59,126 We're so sorry we can't come to the phone right now, 1509 01:05:59,226 --> 01:06:01,195 -but please leave a message... -(THUMPING IN BACKGROUND) 1510 01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:03,631 MARY: And we hope you have a wonderful day. 1511 01:06:04,431 --> 01:06:05,466 (LINE BEEPS) 1512 01:06:07,869 --> 01:06:12,507 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1513 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:20,080 (KIDS PLAYING AND LAUGHING IN BACKGROUND) 1514 01:06:22,082 --> 01:06:26,621 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1515 01:06:36,096 --> 01:06:38,098 (MUSIC ENDS) 1516 01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:42,035 (PANTS) 1517 01:06:45,439 --> 01:06:46,406 DAN: Sorry. 1518 01:06:51,278 --> 01:06:52,981 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1519 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,414 CHRIS: Try not to be afraid of the ball. 1520 01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:09,296 DAN: It's weird seeing myself on TV. 1521 01:07:09,396 --> 01:07:12,667 I think also my-- my friends don't really understand. 1522 01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:14,067 Sorry. 1523 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:15,202 I can get it. 1524 01:07:15,302 --> 01:07:16,370 CHRIS: It's all right. 1525 01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:18,171 DAN: My friends don't really understand 1526 01:07:18,272 --> 01:07:19,473 what I'm doing here. 1527 01:07:19,574 --> 01:07:21,241 (WIND BLOWING) 1528 01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:25,145 How could they understand, Dan? 1529 01:07:28,650 --> 01:07:29,617 Here. 1530 01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:34,454 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1531 01:07:37,057 --> 01:07:38,593 I want you to have this. 1532 01:07:40,895 --> 01:07:42,262 I think it's a little big. 1533 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:43,665 You'll grow into it. 1534 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:46,901 Close your eyes. 1535 01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:48,468 (WIND BLOWING) 1536 01:07:51,773 --> 01:07:53,908 It's 1996. 1537 01:07:54,008 --> 01:07:55,710 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1538 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:57,277 CHRIS: You're in Pandalam. 1539 01:07:58,913 --> 01:08:00,180 It's in India. 1540 01:08:00,915 --> 01:08:02,550 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1541 01:08:03,216 --> 01:08:04,752 CHRIS: At a cottage bar. 1542 01:08:06,153 --> 01:08:09,222 A few drinks in, a local approaches you 1543 01:08:09,323 --> 01:08:12,326 and asks if you're covering missing children. 1544 01:08:14,028 --> 01:08:15,897 You don't know what he's talking about, 1545 01:08:15,997 --> 01:08:17,497 so he tells you. 1546 01:08:25,138 --> 01:08:27,742 All across the southern state of India, 1547 01:08:29,343 --> 01:08:31,546 children are disappearing at night. 1548 01:08:36,084 --> 01:08:37,518 It's clinical. 1549 01:08:38,886 --> 01:08:39,988 No village ever hit twice. 1550 01:08:40,088 --> 01:08:41,254 Nadip? 1551 01:08:41,355 --> 01:08:43,091 CHRIS: No suspects. 1552 01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:45,225 VILLAGER: Nadip? 1553 01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:47,629 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1554 01:08:47,729 --> 01:08:49,463 CHRIS: So the villagers start turning on each other, 1555 01:08:49,564 --> 01:08:51,498 -and the lynching begins. -(GRUNTS) 1556 01:08:52,232 --> 01:08:53,300 (THUDS) 1557 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:54,702 (VILLAGER SPEAKS IN MALAYALAM) 1558 01:08:54,802 --> 01:08:56,136 (GRUNTING) 1559 01:08:57,605 --> 01:09:00,140 CHRIS: In the surrounding jungle, 1560 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,778 they find the children in bits. 1561 01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:05,145 Chris, can I open my eyes now? 1562 01:09:05,245 --> 01:09:06,614 CHRIS: No, not yet. 1563 01:09:07,147 --> 01:09:08,549 The authorities 1564 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,151 said it was wolves. 1565 01:09:11,251 --> 01:09:13,788 (WATER SPLASHES) 1566 01:09:13,888 --> 01:09:15,556 CHRIS: But I found a witness. 1567 01:09:17,025 --> 01:09:18,726 (SPEAKS MALAYALAM) 1568 01:09:18,826 --> 01:09:20,460 CHRIS: The young girl who gave me that bracelet, 1569 01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,430 she told me what she saw. 1570 01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:26,634 A darkness 1571 01:09:28,102 --> 01:09:29,637 that cannot be understood. 1572 01:09:29,737 --> 01:09:30,838 Nadip? 1573 01:09:31,939 --> 01:09:35,677 CHRIS: That exists outside of time and space. 1574 01:09:37,645 --> 01:09:38,846 Not a man, 1575 01:09:41,181 --> 01:09:42,650 a monster. 1576 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,585 (SCREAMING) 1577 01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:48,255 No one believed this girl, 1578 01:09:49,023 --> 01:09:50,558 but I did. 1579 01:09:52,325 --> 01:09:54,461 So you can tell your friends 1580 01:09:55,429 --> 01:09:57,598 that is what we're doing. 1581 01:09:58,666 --> 01:10:02,904 We're cleansing the world of an ancient evil, 1582 01:10:04,172 --> 01:10:08,341 and that evil waits for us in Murphy. 1583 01:10:11,612 --> 01:10:12,914 The whale? 1584 01:10:13,014 --> 01:10:14,682 The whale. 1585 01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:20,088 And he's an Indian guy? 1586 01:10:20,188 --> 01:10:22,355 (PHONE RINGING) 1587 01:10:26,326 --> 01:10:27,461 Chris Hansen. 1588 01:10:27,562 --> 01:10:29,630 XAVIER: (ON PHONE) Chris. He messaged me, Chris. 1589 01:10:29,731 --> 01:10:30,965 -(MUSIC ENDS) -CHRIS: He's coming. 1590 01:10:31,065 --> 01:10:32,399 We've gotta move. 1591 01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:36,070 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 1592 01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:39,272 (RAIN PATTERING) 1593 01:10:42,543 --> 01:10:44,812 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1594 01:10:47,014 --> 01:10:48,549 "Are you playing with it? 1595 01:10:50,484 --> 01:10:52,019 "Masturbated today? 1596 01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:56,157 "Have you masturbated today? 1597 01:10:56,256 --> 01:10:57,625 "Have you masturbated?" 1598 01:10:58,391 --> 01:10:59,961 Who-- who called you all? 1599 01:11:00,061 --> 01:11:01,294 CAMERAMAN: Xavier. 1600 01:11:01,394 --> 01:11:02,697 Look, I know that, that we were set to go tomorrow, 1601 01:11:02,797 --> 01:11:04,498 -and the bogey's coming now-- -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1602 01:11:04,599 --> 01:11:06,701 But listen, my hands are tied. I've got four Sonys 1603 01:11:06,801 --> 01:11:08,268 -in the living room and I-- -ANDIE: Uh-huh, yeah. 1604 01:11:08,368 --> 01:11:09,336 (SPLASHES) 1605 01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:11,338 CAMERAMAN: Three Sonys. Goddamn it. 1606 01:11:11,438 --> 01:11:13,841 Uh, get what you can how you can. 1607 01:11:13,941 --> 01:11:16,010 Uh, you two, I need you both on keyboards and anyone 1608 01:11:16,110 --> 01:11:18,246 that you had coming tomorrow, get them here tonight. 1609 01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:21,314 T-minus, five minutes. Everybody in position. 1610 01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:23,151 Brace yourselves. 1611 01:11:23,251 --> 01:11:24,351 WOMAN: We have to go. 1612 01:11:24,451 --> 01:11:27,789 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1613 01:11:27,889 --> 01:11:30,357 ANDIE: Hey, is this him? 1614 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:31,826 Is this the whale? 1615 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,328 Need to know basis, Andie. 1616 01:11:35,997 --> 01:11:37,031 Yeah, I need to know. 1617 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:40,601 CHRIS: Are you playing with it? 1618 01:11:41,301 --> 01:11:42,402 Have you masturbated today? 1619 01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:44,304 (ECHOING) Masturbated today? 1620 01:11:44,404 --> 01:11:45,372 Is your dick out? 1621 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:46,974 Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 1622 01:11:47,074 --> 01:11:48,375 Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 1623 01:11:49,944 --> 01:11:51,311 (WHISPERING) Do you like to kiss? 1624 01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:52,780 I know you're coming. 1625 01:12:03,724 --> 01:12:05,893 (THUNDERING IN BACKGROUND) 1626 01:12:07,061 --> 01:12:08,563 Enhance the car. 1627 01:12:09,197 --> 01:12:10,932 Enhance. 1628 01:12:11,032 --> 01:12:12,800 Frag, tell the cops to get in position. 1629 01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:13,634 FRAG: Got it. 1630 01:12:13,734 --> 01:12:16,103 ANDIE: Fuck, it's fucking grainy. 1631 01:12:17,538 --> 01:12:19,339 FRAG: He's not getting out. 1632 01:12:20,641 --> 01:12:22,577 ANDIE: Are they in or did they get out? 1633 01:12:23,778 --> 01:12:24,912 AUTOMATED VOICE: (ON VOICEMAIL) You have 1634 01:12:25,012 --> 01:12:27,480 one new message. 1635 01:12:27,582 --> 01:12:28,983 BRETT: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, Chris. 1636 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:31,786 I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me. 1637 01:12:31,886 --> 01:12:33,087 (BRETT LAUGHS) 1638 01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,756 Listen here, champ, 1639 01:12:35,857 --> 01:12:40,661 I need sources, and you're not giving me a lot of options. 1640 01:12:40,761 --> 01:12:42,462 You don't give me a comment, 1641 01:12:42,563 --> 01:12:45,365 I'm gonna get to everyone in your life. 1642 01:12:46,868 --> 01:12:49,036 Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 1643 01:12:49,971 --> 01:12:51,572 (RAIN PATTERING) 1644 01:12:59,547 --> 01:13:01,414 ANDIE: What the fuck is he doing? 1645 01:13:01,515 --> 01:13:02,717 What's he doing? 1646 01:13:04,118 --> 01:13:05,485 Does anybody hear me? I don't understand. 1647 01:13:05,586 --> 01:13:07,054 Could you stop being in my face? 1648 01:13:11,092 --> 01:13:12,660 (THUNDERING IN BACKGROUND) 1649 01:13:16,429 --> 01:13:19,600 (PANTING) 1650 01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:36,550 ANDIE: Do you know how much money 1651 01:13:36,651 --> 01:13:38,686 this is costing every fucking second? 1652 01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:40,554 You don't, because I do the budget. 1653 01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:41,722 You don't do my job, 1654 01:13:41,822 --> 01:13:43,090 -I do my-- -(DOOR OPENS) 1655 01:13:43,190 --> 01:13:44,424 (GASP) 1656 01:13:44,525 --> 01:13:45,693 (SCREAMS) 1657 01:13:46,327 --> 01:13:48,095 ANDIE: What happened? 1658 01:13:50,998 --> 01:13:52,033 It's empty. 1659 01:13:53,334 --> 01:13:54,535 What do you mean? 1660 01:13:58,172 --> 01:14:00,141 The car drove itself? 1661 01:14:00,241 --> 01:14:02,076 What the fuck? 1662 01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,177 ANDIE: What? 1663 01:14:05,579 --> 01:14:08,683 Um, guys, they know we're here. 1664 01:14:10,518 --> 01:14:12,053 ANDIE: How the hell is this possible? 1665 01:14:12,153 --> 01:14:13,154 XAVIER: Hackers. 1666 01:14:13,254 --> 01:14:14,288 That doesn't make fucking sense. 1667 01:14:14,388 --> 01:14:16,524 We're dealing with forces beyond our control here, Harv. 1668 01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:18,526 Okay, okay. We need to change houses. 1669 01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:21,095 -Okay. -(DOOR SHUTS) 1670 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,168 ANDIE: Chris, 1671 01:14:28,102 --> 01:14:29,704 we need to change houses. 1672 01:14:33,174 --> 01:14:34,642 We're not leaving. 1673 01:14:35,643 --> 01:14:39,714 Well, Chris, no one will come to this house 1674 01:14:39,814 --> 01:14:41,449 if they know that we are here, 1675 01:14:41,549 --> 01:14:45,419 and we are also over a 100K in the hole. 1676 01:14:45,519 --> 01:14:46,887 CHRIS: It's not about money for me. 1677 01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:48,456 ANDIE: It's-- it is about money. 1678 01:14:48,556 --> 01:14:50,224 What are you doing? Where are we going? 1679 01:14:50,324 --> 01:14:51,392 What are you doing? 1680 01:14:51,491 --> 01:14:52,927 Chris. 1681 01:14:53,027 --> 01:14:55,329 I'm not leaving till the whale comes. 1682 01:14:55,429 --> 01:14:57,131 ANDIE: No, no. 1683 01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:59,700 Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1684 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:00,568 Chris. 1685 01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:02,269 CHRIS: We're not leaving. 1686 01:15:03,137 --> 01:15:04,171 (SIGHS) 1687 01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:08,376 I swear to fucking God that if you do not get 1688 01:15:08,476 --> 01:15:11,512 your shit together, 1689 01:15:11,612 --> 01:15:15,149 I will call the network, motherfucker. 1690 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,518 (THUNDERING IN BACKGROUND) 1691 01:15:17,618 --> 01:15:20,755 Hey, can you hear me? 1692 01:15:20,855 --> 01:15:22,556 -Yeah. -ANDIE: Do you understand 1693 01:15:22,656 --> 01:15:24,959 what I am saying to you? 1694 01:15:25,693 --> 01:15:27,294 I am pulling the plug. 1695 01:15:27,395 --> 01:15:28,662 CHRIS: The whale is coming. 1696 01:15:28,763 --> 01:15:30,731 DEL: WRESTLINGDUDEEASTTEXAS didn't get the memo. 1697 01:15:30,831 --> 01:15:32,299 He's pulling up right now. 1698 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,501 ANDIE: Chris! CHRIS: The whale. 1699 01:15:33,601 --> 01:15:35,036 -Get up! -CHRIS: There's no show 1700 01:15:35,136 --> 01:15:37,138 -without the whale. -ANDIE: Chris! 1701 01:15:37,238 --> 01:15:39,707 Jesus fucking Christ. 1702 01:15:39,807 --> 01:15:41,442 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1703 01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:44,812 DAN: (HIGH-PITCHED) Hey, come on in. 1704 01:15:45,646 --> 01:15:47,615 MAN: You come here. 1705 01:15:48,349 --> 01:15:49,950 No, you come here! 1706 01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:54,088 (RAIN PATTERING) 1707 01:16:01,395 --> 01:16:02,763 (GRUNTS) 1708 01:16:10,871 --> 01:16:12,706 DAN: I'm just in here. 1709 01:16:15,176 --> 01:16:17,111 MAN: Pretty nice place you got here. 1710 01:16:17,211 --> 01:16:18,179 Yeah. 1711 01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:21,882 So what's up? 1712 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:23,552 MAN: Nothing. 1713 01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:25,119 DAN: Did you bring the razors? 1714 01:16:25,219 --> 01:16:26,521 Sure did. 1715 01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:27,788 DAN: What did you wanna do with them? 1716 01:16:27,888 --> 01:16:29,957 I was kinda confused. 1717 01:16:30,057 --> 01:16:31,025 MAN: Oh. 1718 01:16:31,826 --> 01:16:33,694 I'll show you later. 1719 01:16:36,764 --> 01:16:39,266 You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh? 1720 01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:40,634 Nah. 1721 01:16:41,635 --> 01:16:44,438 Don't even get out of the house much. 1722 01:16:44,539 --> 01:16:46,373 Barely make it off the computer., 1723 01:16:56,784 --> 01:16:57,952 MAN: You all right? 1724 01:16:58,686 --> 01:16:59,854 Mmm-hmm. 1725 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:06,595 (DAN GRUNTS) 1726 01:17:08,496 --> 01:17:09,830 You said, 1727 01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:14,468 "I wish I could hug you." 1728 01:17:14,569 --> 01:17:16,470 That'd be nice. 1729 01:17:16,571 --> 01:17:19,006 Uh, why-- why are you reading that? 1730 01:17:19,106 --> 01:17:25,112 Then you said, "Can I be your first at sex?" 1731 01:17:25,212 --> 01:17:28,916 I mean, if that's what you wanted to do. 1732 01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:38,959 (IN NORMAL VOICE) What in the world are you doing here? 1733 01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,495 MAN: I'm just hanging out 1734 01:17:41,596 --> 01:17:42,597 with you, man. 1735 01:17:42,696 --> 01:17:45,900 Hanging out with a 13-year-old? 1736 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,936 Look, I'm just gonna leave. 1737 01:17:49,036 --> 01:17:50,971 DAN: Well, if you wanna leave, you're free to go, 1738 01:17:51,071 --> 01:17:54,275 but before you do, you should know I'm not 13. 1739 01:17:55,176 --> 01:17:56,076 I'm 23. 1740 01:17:56,177 --> 01:18:00,181 My real name is Dan Plum, and you're on TV. 1741 01:18:01,448 --> 01:18:03,817 Whoa, wait a second. 1742 01:18:03,918 --> 01:18:05,620 I don't wanna be on TV. 1743 01:18:05,719 --> 01:18:07,454 I'm a professionally-trained actor... 1744 01:18:08,889 --> 01:18:10,858 and I'm helping tell a story on bad guys 1745 01:18:10,958 --> 01:18:12,860 who try to meet kids online. 1746 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:17,798 And I hope you remember my face as the face... 1747 01:18:20,734 --> 01:18:27,007 that you saw when everything changed. 1748 01:18:29,476 --> 01:18:32,213 Look, I-- I'm just gonna go. 1749 01:18:35,316 --> 01:18:36,951 (DOOR OPENS) 1750 01:18:37,051 --> 01:18:38,852 OFFICER 5: Police Officer don't move! 1751 01:18:38,953 --> 01:18:41,388 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1752 01:18:41,488 --> 01:18:42,657 (THUDDING IN BACKGROUND) 1753 01:18:42,756 --> 01:18:44,959 OFFICER 5: Get down! Get down! 1754 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:47,928 (TASER SNAPPING) 1755 01:18:54,802 --> 01:18:57,338 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1756 01:18:57,438 --> 01:19:00,841 (RAIN PATTERING) 1757 01:19:10,084 --> 01:19:14,054 CHRIS: You know, in the old days 1758 01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:17,858 when people would act so depraved, 1759 01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:22,029 they'd drag you down to the town square, 1760 01:19:23,998 --> 01:19:25,799 tie you to a post, 1761 01:19:25,899 --> 01:19:30,804 and whip you for all to see. 1762 01:19:33,007 --> 01:19:38,279 There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. 1763 01:19:40,981 --> 01:19:44,918 Now there's a television in every home, 1764 01:19:46,787 --> 01:19:48,789 and I'm on it. 1765 01:19:51,925 --> 01:19:53,460 So are you, Dan. 1766 01:19:58,799 --> 01:20:01,468 ANDIE: Hi, Patty. It's Andie. 1767 01:20:01,569 --> 01:20:08,842 Um, gosh, I keep asking myself, "What am I doing?" 1768 01:20:08,942 --> 01:20:13,280 Which I guess is a variant of what would you do. 1769 01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:17,418 So I think that this is a good sign. 1770 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,853 (SIGHS) 1771 01:20:19,953 --> 01:20:25,326 Mr. Quinones, I'd be curious about how we mesh. 1772 01:20:25,426 --> 01:20:26,393 Um... 1773 01:20:31,832 --> 01:20:33,768 And I'm-- I'm hoping you know, 1774 01:20:33,867 --> 01:20:36,771 if he really is a-- a nice guy, 1775 01:20:36,870 --> 01:20:38,939 hey, maybe it'll rub off on me. 1776 01:20:49,917 --> 01:20:52,219 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1777 01:20:52,319 --> 01:20:55,289 (RAIN PATTERING) 1778 01:21:01,629 --> 01:21:04,465 CHRIS: The Enquirer is gonna release a story about me. 1779 01:21:06,835 --> 01:21:08,268 I'm not worried. 1780 01:21:10,504 --> 01:21:11,872 I can fix this. 1781 01:21:12,841 --> 01:21:14,274 We just need to get him. 1782 01:21:15,777 --> 01:21:17,311 How old is she? 1783 01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:25,452 She's 30, Andie. 1784 01:21:29,189 --> 01:21:30,357 Bravo. 1785 01:21:31,191 --> 01:21:33,528 CHRIS: We can't let him get away. 1786 01:21:35,129 --> 01:21:36,430 (CLEARS THROAT) 1787 01:21:41,068 --> 01:21:44,506 CHRIS: All I need is for you to believe. 1788 01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:50,712 I'm done. 1789 01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:57,852 Andie, the whale is coming. 1790 01:21:57,951 --> 01:21:59,687 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1791 01:21:59,788 --> 01:22:00,988 (CAR BEEPING) 1792 01:22:03,123 --> 01:22:07,094 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1793 01:22:11,498 --> 01:22:13,902 XAVIER: (SCREAMING) Chris, Chris, Chris! 1794 01:22:14,001 --> 01:22:19,607 He's back, and he sent photos! 1795 01:22:19,707 --> 01:22:21,975 Don't think that's him. 1796 01:22:22,075 --> 01:22:25,513 I think it's pulled from some AandM bio major's profile. 1797 01:22:25,613 --> 01:22:26,581 (PC DINGS) 1798 01:22:27,715 --> 01:22:29,450 XAVIER: He's randy. 1799 01:22:29,551 --> 01:22:33,153 He's given us more in a night than he has in a week. 1800 01:22:33,954 --> 01:22:36,190 It's right here. 1801 01:22:39,561 --> 01:22:40,829 (PC DINGS) 1802 01:22:40,929 --> 01:22:42,329 (XAVIER LAUGHS) 1803 01:22:42,429 --> 01:22:43,731 (KEYS CLACKING) 1804 01:22:43,832 --> 01:22:45,232 (LAUGHS) 1805 01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:46,935 XAVIER: Come on. 1806 01:22:47,034 --> 01:22:48,435 (PC DINGS) 1807 01:22:52,306 --> 01:22:53,974 -(PC DINGS) -XAVIER: Fuck. 1808 01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:04,418 (SIGHS) 1809 01:23:14,662 --> 01:23:15,730 (PC DINGS) 1810 01:23:16,463 --> 01:23:17,431 XAVIER: Come on. 1811 01:23:19,099 --> 01:23:20,300 (PC DINGS) 1812 01:23:22,402 --> 01:23:23,538 Holy fuck! 1813 01:23:24,606 --> 01:23:25,807 He couldn't resist me. 1814 01:23:25,907 --> 01:23:28,008 -Look it up! -(XAVIER SIGHS) 1815 01:23:31,078 --> 01:23:33,013 (CLACKING KEYS) 1816 01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:46,393 Who are you? 1817 01:23:54,067 --> 01:23:59,273 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1818 01:24:03,143 --> 01:24:05,045 (KEYS CLACK) 1819 01:24:05,145 --> 01:24:06,413 (PHONE RINGING) 1820 01:24:12,152 --> 01:24:14,388 (DOG BARKS) 1821 01:24:14,488 --> 01:24:15,455 BILL: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hello, 1822 01:24:15,557 --> 01:24:16,791 you've reached District Attorney 1823 01:24:16,891 --> 01:24:18,660 Bill Conradt's landline. 1824 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:22,597 If you voted for me for county judge, thank you. 1825 01:24:23,096 --> 01:24:24,331 (MACHINE BEEPS) 1826 01:24:24,431 --> 01:24:27,167 DAN: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hey, Will. It's Luke. 1827 01:24:27,267 --> 01:24:31,138 Why don't you pick up and we could talk more? 1828 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:34,207 I'm in town for one more day... 1829 01:24:34,308 --> 01:24:35,843 BILL: Morning, Lewis. DAN: to see my aunt. 1830 01:24:35,944 --> 01:24:37,845 BILL: Hi, Jerry. DAN: And um, 1831 01:24:37,946 --> 01:24:40,247 she's gonna be gone for the night. 1832 01:24:40,347 --> 01:24:43,885 -Morning. -DAN: So try me back. 1833 01:24:44,318 --> 01:24:46,286 BILL: Hey, Cortland. 1834 01:24:46,386 --> 01:24:47,454 GUNN: Hey, Mr. Conradt. 1835 01:24:47,555 --> 01:24:49,023 BILL: Good morning. GUNN: It is. 1836 01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:50,457 I still got that bourbon. 1837 01:24:50,558 --> 01:24:52,527 BILL: You know where to find me. 1838 01:24:52,627 --> 01:24:54,596 GUNN: Mmm, I do. 1839 01:24:54,696 --> 01:24:56,564 BILL: Now, as a district attorney, 1840 01:24:56,664 --> 01:25:00,434 I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior, 1841 01:25:00,535 --> 01:25:03,905 and I understand how people can see criminals 1842 01:25:04,005 --> 01:25:05,740 as other than human. 1843 01:25:07,609 --> 01:25:10,979 Despite the child endangerment we have substantiated, 1844 01:25:11,079 --> 01:25:14,549 the defendant here is not a monster. 1845 01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:16,784 He's a man. 1846 01:25:18,185 --> 01:25:22,356 But he has brought a disease to our community, 1847 01:25:22,456 --> 01:25:26,259 and by putting this man away we send a message, 1848 01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:31,633 a message that we like our slice of Texas just how it is, 1849 01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:34,501 and we intend to keep it that way. 1850 01:25:37,739 --> 01:25:39,139 (DOG BARKING) 1851 01:25:45,813 --> 01:25:50,183 (PANTS) 1852 01:25:51,719 --> 01:25:52,754 (BANGS MICROWAVE DOOR) 1853 01:25:52,854 --> 01:25:54,221 (SIGHS) 1854 01:25:57,157 --> 01:25:58,526 -(CLACKS KEY) -(LAPTOP DINGS) 1855 01:25:59,861 --> 01:26:01,896 GUNN: (READING) "Could I feel your cock? 1856 01:26:03,397 --> 01:26:04,899 "How thick are you? 1857 01:26:09,137 --> 01:26:10,705 "I like younger. 1858 01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:14,609 "Are you gonna fuck me? 1859 01:26:15,610 --> 01:26:17,812 "Do I get to fuck you, too? 1860 01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:22,249 "Do you like to kiss? 1861 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:24,451 "Cuddle?" 1862 01:26:26,587 --> 01:26:31,458 Did you cum a lot when you J slash O question mark? 1863 01:26:31,559 --> 01:26:34,461 -Fuck! He's back! He's back! -(LAPTOP DINGS) 1864 01:26:38,933 --> 01:26:40,200 Let's call him, man. 1865 01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:41,869 Where's my decoy? 1866 01:26:41,969 --> 01:26:43,538 DAN: Hey, man, I'm sorry. 1867 01:26:45,272 --> 01:26:47,775 That w-- that sucked, man. That wasn't cool, man. 1868 01:26:51,179 --> 01:26:54,015 (DIALING NUMBERS) 1869 01:26:54,115 --> 01:26:55,883 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1870 01:26:57,719 --> 01:26:59,587 TROY: (ON VOICEMAIL) Yo, you've reached Troy. 1871 01:26:59,687 --> 01:27:01,055 For commercial work, please reach out 1872 01:27:01,155 --> 01:27:03,825 -to Sunshine Valley Talent. -CHRIS: Where's my decoy? 1873 01:27:03,925 --> 01:27:05,593 TROY: (ON VOICEMAIL) For me, just leave a message. 1874 01:27:05,693 --> 01:27:07,028 (LINE BEEPS) 1875 01:27:07,128 --> 01:27:08,529 Hey, man. 1876 01:27:09,997 --> 01:27:10,965 Um... 1877 01:27:12,265 --> 01:27:13,500 CHRIS: Decoy Dan! 1878 01:27:13,601 --> 01:27:14,635 Uh. 1879 01:27:16,037 --> 01:27:19,574 -Decoy Dan! -(DOOR OPENS) 1880 01:27:21,809 --> 01:27:22,944 (DOOR SHUTS) 1881 01:27:28,216 --> 01:27:30,785 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1882 01:27:33,855 --> 01:27:34,856 (CLEARS THROAT) 1883 01:27:38,325 --> 01:27:39,794 (RUSTLING ON CALL) 1884 01:27:40,393 --> 01:27:42,730 (DOG BARKING ON CALL) 1885 01:27:42,830 --> 01:27:43,831 Hi. 1886 01:27:45,233 --> 01:27:46,801 Are you coming over? 1887 01:27:46,901 --> 01:27:50,303 BILL: (ON PHONE) I'm uh, thinking about it. 1888 01:27:50,403 --> 01:27:52,173 DAN: Oh, you haven't left yet? 1889 01:27:52,272 --> 01:27:53,741 BILL: No. 1890 01:27:53,841 --> 01:27:56,577 Well, are you coming over or not? 1891 01:27:56,677 --> 01:28:00,548 BILL: Well, a little later. 1892 01:28:01,616 --> 01:28:02,817 Mmm. 1893 01:28:02,917 --> 01:28:04,752 What do you wanna do? 1894 01:28:04,852 --> 01:28:05,953 What do you like? 1895 01:28:09,356 --> 01:28:10,925 I like musicals. 1896 01:28:14,262 --> 01:28:16,964 Maybe we could watch one and hang out. 1897 01:28:17,064 --> 01:28:18,365 BILL: That would be nice. 1898 01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:22,003 Have you ever tried Vegemite? 1899 01:28:24,272 --> 01:28:25,305 (CHUCKLES) What's that? 1900 01:28:25,405 --> 01:28:26,674 (BILL LAUGHS) 1901 01:28:26,774 --> 01:28:29,309 BILL: Have you ever been to Australia? 1902 01:28:29,877 --> 01:28:30,845 DAN: Uh-uh. 1903 01:28:30,945 --> 01:28:32,345 BILL: Oh, I-- 1904 01:28:32,445 --> 01:28:35,650 Well, I just uh, I love it. 1905 01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:39,053 I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there. 1906 01:28:40,254 --> 01:28:41,656 The kangaroos. 1907 01:28:41,756 --> 01:28:42,824 Cock. 1908 01:28:44,391 --> 01:28:46,393 BILL: They're my favorite animals. 1909 01:28:48,196 --> 01:28:49,429 That's cool. 1910 01:28:49,530 --> 01:28:52,800 Hey, anyway, I get hard like super easy. 1911 01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:55,036 Why don't you come over and make it hard? 1912 01:28:58,338 --> 01:28:59,907 BILL: I uh, 1913 01:29:02,076 --> 01:29:03,376 I gotta go. 1914 01:29:04,344 --> 01:29:05,412 (GUNN EXHALES) 1915 01:29:05,513 --> 01:29:07,982 GUNN: I worked with that DA for 10 years. 1916 01:29:08,082 --> 01:29:11,418 He's met my wife, met my kids. 1917 01:29:11,853 --> 01:29:13,453 Christ. 1918 01:29:15,488 --> 01:29:18,659 The guy who catches the guys. 1919 01:29:19,694 --> 01:29:23,831 That boy-fucking Democrat piece of shit! 1920 01:29:25,166 --> 01:29:26,466 I'm gonna gut him. 1921 01:29:27,001 --> 01:29:27,969 Form up! 1922 01:29:28,069 --> 01:29:31,539 Cortland, I need to see him. 1923 01:29:33,373 --> 01:29:34,942 I need to look him in his eyes. 1924 01:29:36,310 --> 01:29:39,547 I need to put him on television. 1925 01:29:39,647 --> 01:29:41,549 I need to put his head on a stick. 1926 01:29:41,649 --> 01:29:42,750 Gator, we need warrants. 1927 01:29:42,850 --> 01:29:44,085 -DEL: We're going to him? -Yes. 1928 01:29:44,185 --> 01:29:46,053 We don't do that. They come to us. 1929 01:29:46,153 --> 01:29:47,420 I think we need to-- good to stick to protocol. 1930 01:29:47,521 --> 01:29:51,458 Ay-yo. All his information's disappearing. 1931 01:29:51,559 --> 01:29:53,460 -His MSN, his MySpace. -GUNN: Protocol. 1932 01:29:53,561 --> 01:29:54,996 -Protocol. Protocol. -CHRIS: Andie. 1933 01:29:55,096 --> 01:29:56,664 GUNN: Fuck protocol! 1934 01:29:56,764 --> 01:29:57,798 Andie. 1935 01:29:57,899 --> 01:30:00,433 GATOR: But uh, we should really do this, by the book. 1936 01:30:00,534 --> 01:30:02,502 GUNN: By the book-- 1937 01:30:03,271 --> 01:30:04,605 I need you. 1938 01:30:04,705 --> 01:30:05,940 GUNN: How long's it gonna take? 1939 01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:07,141 GATOR: A week, maybe two. 1940 01:30:07,241 --> 01:30:08,542 If we're going up against this man, 1941 01:30:08,643 --> 01:30:10,111 we have to dot our i's and cross our t's... 1942 01:30:10,211 --> 01:30:12,647 We don't have that kind of time. 1943 01:30:12,747 --> 01:30:15,448 While we stand here dawdling, 1944 01:30:15,549 --> 01:30:18,319 he will erase his tracks 1945 01:30:18,418 --> 01:30:20,788 if we don't get him today, 1946 01:30:21,722 --> 01:30:27,862 and then we'll lose him forever. 1947 01:30:28,296 --> 01:30:29,931 CHRIS: She's right. 1948 01:30:30,031 --> 01:30:34,101 MICHAEL: Let's go y'all. Grab everything you need. 1949 01:30:34,201 --> 01:30:35,435 GUNN: Good evening. 1950 01:30:35,536 --> 01:30:36,771 OFFICERS: Go, go, go, go! 1951 01:30:36,871 --> 01:30:38,438 GUNN: We have not just gathered as law enforcement... 1952 01:30:38,539 --> 01:30:39,774 XAVIER: Form up! 1953 01:30:39,874 --> 01:30:42,376 Let's harpoon that motherfucker. 1954 01:30:42,475 --> 01:30:43,744 GUNN: ...You're part of a story 1955 01:30:43,844 --> 01:30:45,813 much bigger than yourselves. 1956 01:30:48,516 --> 01:30:51,285 Remember, we're here to make a statement. 1957 01:30:51,385 --> 01:30:53,888 Pedos are not allowed in Texas. 1958 01:30:57,258 --> 01:31:00,995 If you see the camera on you, act natural. 1959 01:31:01,095 --> 01:31:03,597 -OFFICERS: Yes, sir! -Let's catch us a predator. 1960 01:31:03,698 --> 01:31:05,199 -OFFICERS: Yeah! Hut! Hut! -(PHONE RINGING) 1961 01:31:10,037 --> 01:31:11,572 Mary? 1962 01:31:11,672 --> 01:31:14,108 Hello, sir. Thank you for your service. Thank you. 1963 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:15,209 Mary. 1964 01:31:16,344 --> 01:31:18,145 Mar-- how you doing? 1965 01:31:19,113 --> 01:31:21,082 -Thank you. Mary. -MARY: (ON PHONE) Chris. 1966 01:31:21,182 --> 01:31:22,116 CHRIS: Mary. 1967 01:31:22,216 --> 01:31:23,718 MARY: I just received a... 1968 01:31:24,151 --> 01:31:25,119 Hello? 1969 01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:28,589 CHRIS: Mary, hi. 1970 01:31:28,689 --> 01:31:30,224 Hi. (PANTING) 1971 01:31:30,324 --> 01:31:32,360 I'm coming home tomorrow. 1972 01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:33,461 Yes. 1973 01:31:33,561 --> 01:31:35,696 And uh, I'll be there for Thanksgiving. 1974 01:31:35,796 --> 01:31:37,965 MARY: Chris, they have photos of you... 1975 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:40,701 and some woman. 1976 01:31:42,269 --> 01:31:44,638 They're asking me for comment. 1977 01:31:44,739 --> 01:31:47,508 What do you suggest I say? 1978 01:31:47,608 --> 01:31:49,110 CHRIS: It's a hatchet job. There's a-- 1979 01:31:49,210 --> 01:31:52,380 they just know I'm gonna be on-- on, on national news, 1980 01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:55,182 and uh, you know, it's par for the course. 1981 01:31:58,119 --> 01:32:00,621 You're gonna be so proud of me, Mary. 1982 01:32:04,358 --> 01:32:05,593 I love you, Mary. 1983 01:32:08,829 --> 01:32:10,698 -Love the boys. -(LINE CUTS) 1984 01:32:11,365 --> 01:32:12,566 CROCK: Hey, Chris. 1985 01:32:13,901 --> 01:32:15,503 Chris, excuse me. Excuse me. 1986 01:32:15,603 --> 01:32:17,638 Mind if we get a photo real quick? 1987 01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:19,807 Sure. 1988 01:32:19,907 --> 01:32:22,376 CROCK: Oh, awesome. Thanks, man. 1989 01:32:22,476 --> 01:32:24,779 I'm a big fan. 1990 01:32:24,879 --> 01:32:26,380 You're doing the Lord's work. You know that, right? 1991 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:27,848 -(CHUCKLES) -(CAMERA FLASHING) 1992 01:32:29,283 --> 01:32:30,851 All right. Big smiles. 1993 01:32:30,951 --> 01:32:33,020 Big smiles, Melvin. Big smiles. 1994 01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:35,389 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 1995 01:32:35,489 --> 01:32:37,358 (CAMERA FLASHES) 1996 01:32:37,458 --> 01:32:39,226 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1997 01:32:39,326 --> 01:32:41,595 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1998 01:32:44,331 --> 01:32:47,501 GUNN: All right, y'all, we got him trapped like a rat. 1999 01:32:47,601 --> 01:32:49,470 Let's get some justice on camera. 2000 01:32:49,570 --> 01:32:53,974 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 2001 01:32:58,179 --> 01:33:00,614 (BILL SOBS) 2002 01:33:00,714 --> 01:33:03,552 (DOG BARKING) 2003 01:33:03,651 --> 01:33:05,686 I don't think the DA's gonna come out 2004 01:33:05,786 --> 01:33:07,121 with all this visible hardware. 2005 01:33:07,221 --> 01:33:09,558 So then how am I gonna get my interview? 2006 01:33:09,657 --> 01:33:12,626 I can have a tac team make a forced entry... 2007 01:33:12,726 --> 01:33:14,563 it's y'all's call on that one. 2008 01:33:14,695 --> 01:33:20,601 If we do that, I want cameras on your guns. 2009 01:33:22,103 --> 01:33:23,404 I don't even know if that's possible. 2010 01:33:23,504 --> 01:33:24,772 Let's make it possible. 2011 01:33:24,872 --> 01:33:27,641 Mitchell, cameras on guns! 2012 01:33:27,741 --> 01:33:29,777 I mean, how am I gonna get my fucking interview? 2013 01:33:29,877 --> 01:33:32,613 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 2014 01:33:32,713 --> 01:33:34,115 Patty, hi. 2015 01:33:34,215 --> 01:33:35,983 PATTY: (ON PHONE) Finally got that offer written up for you. 2016 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:38,052 Sorry, I can't hear you that well. 2017 01:33:38,152 --> 01:33:40,955 PATTY: Oh, we are so, so excited-- 2018 01:33:41,055 --> 01:33:42,289 -Yeah. -PATTY: That you're 2019 01:33:42,389 --> 01:33:45,092 -coming to the cool network. -I was thinking about it 2020 01:33:45,192 --> 01:33:46,627 and uh... 2021 01:33:49,363 --> 01:33:50,631 I don't want to. 2022 01:33:50,731 --> 01:33:53,100 PATTY: Sorry? What do you mean? 2023 01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:54,435 No, I don't want to. 2024 01:33:54,536 --> 01:33:56,670 PATTY: Oh God, Andie. 2025 01:33:56,770 --> 01:33:58,172 I stuck my neck out for you. 2026 01:33:58,272 --> 01:34:00,609 ANDIE: Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time. 2027 01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:01,809 PATTY: Why don't you take a week 2028 01:34:01,909 --> 01:34:03,512 -to think about it? -ANDIE: No. 2029 01:34:03,612 --> 01:34:04,745 (PATTY CHUCKLING) 2030 01:34:04,845 --> 01:34:06,548 PATTY: I think you're making a big mista-- 2031 01:34:06,647 --> 01:34:07,648 (EXHALES) 2032 01:34:07,748 --> 01:34:10,918 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 2033 01:34:13,622 --> 01:34:15,689 (KNOCKING) 2034 01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:24,431 (WINDOW WHIRS) 2035 01:34:30,738 --> 01:34:32,306 I just need you to talk to him. 2036 01:34:32,406 --> 01:34:33,674 (DIALING NUMBER) 2037 01:34:33,774 --> 01:34:34,942 Get him outside. 2038 01:34:35,843 --> 01:34:37,579 I'll get the interview, 2039 01:34:37,678 --> 01:34:39,947 and you'll be a part of television history. 2040 01:34:43,784 --> 01:34:45,686 I can't go out there. 2041 01:34:48,722 --> 01:34:53,394 You're either with me or you're with him. 2042 01:34:53,494 --> 01:34:55,564 (OFFICER SHOUTING OVER MICROPHONE) 2043 01:34:55,664 --> 01:34:57,798 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 2044 01:35:05,005 --> 01:35:07,074 I don't wanna be a bad person. 2045 01:35:11,812 --> 01:35:13,214 CHRIS: Son... 2046 01:35:14,782 --> 01:35:20,120 your definition of bad and my definition of bad 2047 01:35:20,955 --> 01:35:22,923 are vastly different. 2048 01:35:27,696 --> 01:35:31,465 (BILL TAKING DEEP BREATHS) 2049 01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:34,802 SWAT OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) Moving in now. 2050 01:35:34,902 --> 01:35:36,370 (WHISPERING) Showtime. 2051 01:35:44,512 --> 01:35:45,913 (CLEARS THROAT) 2052 01:35:46,013 --> 01:35:47,314 (DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) 2053 01:35:47,414 --> 01:35:48,916 (BILL SIGHS) 2054 01:35:50,719 --> 01:35:54,755 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2055 01:35:54,855 --> 01:35:57,258 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 2056 01:36:01,362 --> 01:36:03,397 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 2057 01:36:03,497 --> 01:36:04,666 OFFICERS: Let's go. Let's go. 2058 01:36:04,765 --> 01:36:06,233 Whoa! Whoa! 2059 01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:07,268 XAVIER: Cameras! 2060 01:36:07,368 --> 01:36:08,536 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 2061 01:36:08,637 --> 01:36:09,803 DAN: Will? 2062 01:36:12,741 --> 01:36:14,408 I know you're in there. 2063 01:36:16,745 --> 01:36:18,713 Just come outside. 2064 01:36:18,812 --> 01:36:21,048 It'll be safer if you come outside. 2065 01:36:22,684 --> 01:36:23,784 BILL: (ON PHONE) I just, 2066 01:36:23,884 --> 01:36:27,087 I just wanted to watch musicals with you. 2067 01:36:27,988 --> 01:36:29,256 DAN: Yeah, I know. 2068 01:36:30,725 --> 01:36:32,293 (BILL SOBBING) 2069 01:36:36,230 --> 01:36:38,399 BILL: Which one was it again? 2070 01:36:40,501 --> 01:36:41,835 DAN: Rent. 2071 01:36:43,571 --> 01:36:45,939 I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think 2072 01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:49,443 the film is better than the stage production. 2073 01:36:49,544 --> 01:36:50,844 (BILL LAUGHS) 2074 01:36:50,944 --> 01:36:52,279 BILL: That's funny. 2075 01:36:54,381 --> 01:36:56,917 (BILL SIGHS) 2076 01:36:57,017 --> 01:36:59,453 MICHELLE: (ON RADIO) All cameras are recording. 2077 01:36:59,554 --> 01:37:01,623 (BILL BREATHES DEEPLY) 2078 01:37:01,723 --> 01:37:04,358 (BANGING, WINDOW SHATTERS) 2079 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:09,564 (BILL WHIMPERING) 2080 01:37:18,573 --> 01:37:25,580 DAN: ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 2081 01:37:28,015 --> 01:37:33,555 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear ♪ 2082 01:37:35,489 --> 01:37:40,994 ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 2083 01:37:42,363 --> 01:37:47,134 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 2084 01:37:48,603 --> 01:37:53,941 ♪ In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights, ♪ 2085 01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:58,112 ♪ In cups of coffee, in inches ♪ 2086 01:37:58,212 --> 01:37:59,647 (GUNSHOT) 2087 01:37:59,748 --> 01:38:00,881 -(BIRDS FLY OFF) -(MUSIC ENDS) 2088 01:38:00,981 --> 01:38:02,751 (DOGS BARKING) 2089 01:38:02,851 --> 01:38:04,451 GUNN: Hold your positions. 2090 01:38:05,953 --> 01:38:11,959 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 2091 01:38:13,026 --> 01:38:14,995 XAVIER: Shit! 2092 01:38:15,095 --> 01:38:16,765 SWAT OFFICER 3: (ON RADIO) 10-56, over. 2093 01:38:16,865 --> 01:38:20,769 (DOGS BARKING) 2094 01:38:20,869 --> 01:38:23,237 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 2095 01:38:23,337 --> 01:38:24,905 DISPATCH OFFICER: (ON RADIO) Fire patrol's on the way. 2096 01:38:25,005 --> 01:38:28,175 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2097 01:38:32,112 --> 01:38:33,414 SWAT OFFICER 4: (ON RADIO) Confirming we have 2098 01:38:33,515 --> 01:38:34,716 a civilian casualty. 2099 01:38:34,816 --> 01:38:39,754 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 2100 01:38:39,854 --> 01:38:42,624 I think I can make this work. 2101 01:38:42,724 --> 01:38:43,957 DISPATCH OFFICER: (ON RADIO) Medics, two minutes out. 2102 01:38:44,057 --> 01:38:46,226 Find some police to interview. 2103 01:38:47,127 --> 01:38:49,296 (DOGS BARKING) 2104 01:38:52,499 --> 01:38:54,034 (CHRIS SIGHS) 2105 01:38:55,804 --> 01:38:57,271 CHRIS: I like younger. 2106 01:38:59,006 --> 01:39:00,575 Do you have your dick out? 2107 01:39:02,209 --> 01:39:03,711 Are you playing with it? 2108 01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:08,282 Do you have your dick out? Are you playing with it? 2109 01:39:10,350 --> 01:39:12,252 Have you masturbated today? 2110 01:39:14,756 --> 01:39:16,290 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 2111 01:39:18,860 --> 01:39:20,394 Can I feel your cock? 2112 01:39:22,996 --> 01:39:24,364 How thick are you? 2113 01:39:27,836 --> 01:39:29,169 Are you gonna fuck me? 2114 01:39:30,370 --> 01:39:32,072 Do I get to fuck you, too? 2115 01:39:35,743 --> 01:39:37,177 Do you have your dick out? 2116 01:39:39,246 --> 01:39:40,414 Are you playing with it? 2117 01:39:43,718 --> 01:39:45,219 Have you masturbated today? 2118 01:39:48,656 --> 01:39:51,726 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 2119 01:39:53,093 --> 01:39:57,064 (TV STATIC) 2120 01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,169 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 2121 01:40:04,572 --> 01:40:06,541 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 2122 01:40:11,111 --> 01:40:13,013 (TREE BRANCH SNAPS) 2123 01:40:24,893 --> 01:40:27,060 (CROW CAWING) 2124 01:40:39,172 --> 01:40:41,709 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2125 01:40:51,051 --> 01:40:52,452 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 2126 01:40:53,153 --> 01:40:55,590 (DOORBELL RINGS) 2127 01:40:55,690 --> 01:40:58,125 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 2128 01:41:01,896 --> 01:41:03,397 (DOOR OPENS) 2129 01:41:04,331 --> 01:41:05,700 NEIGHBOR: Hey. Sorry. 2130 01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:09,771 Are you uh, you Daniel Plum? 2131 01:41:11,973 --> 01:41:12,941 DAN: Mmm-hmm. NEIGHBOR: Oh, man, 2132 01:41:13,041 --> 01:41:14,676 I think I have your mail. 2133 01:41:14,776 --> 01:41:18,012 Yeah, I'm, uh, 202 and a half, not 202 and a quarter. 2134 01:41:18,111 --> 01:41:19,179 (DAN CLEARS THROAT) 2135 01:41:19,279 --> 01:41:20,380 NEIGHBOR: Yeah. DAN: Thanks. Thank you. 2136 01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:21,950 NEIGHBOR: No worries. No worries. There you go. 2137 01:41:22,050 --> 01:41:23,150 -Thank you. -NEIGHBOR: You know, 2138 01:41:23,250 --> 01:41:24,619 at this point, I swear you should just like, 2139 01:41:24,719 --> 01:41:26,854 put my name down on the mail, 'cause the last three tenants 2140 01:41:26,955 --> 01:41:29,189 who have lived here, I've gotten all of their mail. 2141 01:41:29,289 --> 01:41:30,290 -Huh. -NEIGHBOR: It's insane, dude. 2142 01:41:30,390 --> 01:41:31,759 -Okay. -NEIGHBOR: It's like no matter 2143 01:41:31,859 --> 01:41:36,296 what I do, I cannot get them to stop putting it in my box, 2144 01:41:36,396 --> 01:41:39,333 and it says 202 and a quarter, and they're still doing it. 2145 01:41:39,433 --> 01:41:40,902 -You know what I mean? -Right. Thanks. 2146 01:41:41,002 --> 01:41:42,336 NEIGHBOR: Oh, you know what? I have another package. 2147 01:41:42,436 --> 01:41:43,805 I'll grab it for you, okay? 2148 01:41:45,673 --> 01:41:48,610 (PLASTIC RUSTLES) 2149 01:41:48,710 --> 01:41:49,744 (OBJECT THUDS) 2150 01:41:52,947 --> 01:41:54,414 (MAIL THUDS) 2151 01:41:59,252 --> 01:42:00,220 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 2152 01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:04,491 (PAPER CRINKLING, RIPPING) 2153 01:42:20,041 --> 01:42:21,609 NEIGHBOR: All right, brother man. 2154 01:42:22,442 --> 01:42:23,811 There you go. (GRUNTS) 2155 01:42:23,911 --> 01:42:27,314 Overnight priority, Mr. Fancy Pants. (CHUCKLES) 2156 01:42:27,414 --> 01:42:28,916 Hey, what's in the box? 2157 01:42:29,017 --> 01:42:30,918 What's in the box? 2158 01:42:31,019 --> 01:42:32,352 (LAUGHS) 2159 01:42:32,452 --> 01:42:35,255 Oh, shit. Are you an actor? 2160 01:42:35,355 --> 01:42:37,190 You uh... (CLEARS THROAT) you an actor? 2161 01:42:37,290 --> 01:42:39,827 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 2162 01:43:25,673 --> 01:43:26,607 (MUSIC ENDS) 2163 01:43:26,708 --> 01:43:28,910 (ON VIDEO BY PHOEBE BRIDGERS PLAYING) 2164 01:43:33,815 --> 01:43:39,887 ♪ Face painted white With blue butterflies ♪ 2165 01:43:40,822 --> 01:43:42,990 ♪ Wasting wishes On the world ♪ 2166 01:43:44,458 --> 01:43:50,263 ♪ You could go home But you would be alone ♪ 2167 01:43:51,733 --> 01:43:58,338 ♪ Birthday girl I've got it all ♪ 2168 01:43:59,207 --> 01:44:05,046 ♪ On video ♪ 2169 01:44:05,146 --> 01:44:12,419 ♪ On video ♪ 2170 01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:19,727 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 2171 01:44:36,778 --> 01:44:43,383 ♪ They sing so loud You can't hear yourself ♪ 2172 01:44:43,483 --> 01:44:45,920 ♪ Fragile like a child At the fair ♪ 2173 01:44:47,387 --> 01:44:53,360 ♪ You took too much But it was not enough ♪ 2174 01:44:54,562 --> 01:45:01,736 ♪ They had us all scared My china doll ♪ 2175 01:45:05,873 --> 01:45:09,442 ♪ I saw it all ♪ 2176 01:45:09,544 --> 01:45:15,448 ♪ On video ♪ 2177 01:45:15,550 --> 01:45:22,890 ♪ On video ♪ 2178 01:45:22,990 --> 01:45:30,064 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 2179 01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:40,675 ♪ Watching you Like a common criminal ♪ 2180 01:45:44,045 --> 01:45:50,417 ♪ On video ♪ 2181 01:45:50,518 --> 01:45:57,357 ♪ On video ♪ 2182 01:46:37,231 --> 01:46:39,432 (SONG ENDS) 2183 01:46:55,383 --> 01:46:57,551 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2184 01:49:31,405 --> 01:49:33,574 (MUSIC ENDS)